Monday 20 April 2009

Best online quotes seen recently











Richard Farmer writing in Crikey on 17th April 2007.

It's when MSM sites like this herd the dross of the internet into advertising, by tickling the bigoted little underbellies of their audience with pig-ignorant bullshit being masqueraded around as "fact" and Caped Crusader for the Cretinous.
Possum Comititatus writing about the Herald Sun and journalist Andrew Bolt in Pollytics on 17th April 2007.

WE'VE already seen pictures of his eye ... now we have the first image of the hand of God.
Wishful thinking on the part of an unknown News.com journalist when looking at a NASA photograph on 16th April 2009.

Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
Legend at the bottom of the page on the XKCD.COM web site.

A WEEK ago Susan Boyle was an unemployed 47-year-old single cat owner who had never been kissed.
David Murray writing in the Herald Sun hits all the stereotypes when reporting the bravura performance of a televised talent show contestant on 18th April 2009.

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