WARNING: An image so awful that it may be necessary to apply Sunlight Soap directly to the surface of your brain

News Ltd outdid itself with this montage

of Australian mining magnate Clive Palmer and Prime Minister Gillard
 à la Titanic

**Profuse apologies to Clive James
with whose surname I accidentally graced this montage
 during a late night brain snap.
Clive Palmer is now properly identified.