Showing posts with label just for fun. Show all posts
Showing posts with label just for fun. Show all posts
Wednesday 6 March 2013
Most unusual job vacancy advertisement
This digital copy of a newspaper clipping came to me via an email link to http://www.whaleoil.co.nz/2013/02/situations-vacant-4/.
The tongue-in-cheek job vacancy appears to be from a UK publication, but hopefully someone has suggested to Cardinal George Pell that he send in his curriculum vitae – it sounds as though he fits the selection criteria down right down to the final infallibility clause.
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just for fun
Sunday 9 December 2012
Saturday 1 December 2012
Does Tony Abbott have permission to use a comb-over?
Well Australian Opposition Leader Tony Abbott’s comb-over is now almost complete and well on the way to full bouffant.
However, the question remains – did he seek permission or is he in danger of breaching a 1977 patent?
Will there be a judicial inquiry into this hair-raising issue?
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just for fun,
vanity
Monday 26 November 2012
Saturday 17 November 2012
Photobombed by an Antarctic seal
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just for fun
Thursday 15 November 2012
Exraterrestrial life on the horizon? Don't pick up the phone to ET!
A little light-hearted entertainment from the BBC:
The BBC's star science presenter Brian Cox thought he might have a scoop on his hands when he trained his telescope at a newly discovered planet in search of alien life.
But the professor said his hopes for an exclusive were brought back down to earth after he was told by the BBC that impromptu extraterrestrial contact would break health and safety guidelines.
Cox, the former pop star turned particle physicist, wanted to use the Jodrell Bank Observatory in Cheshire to listen in to the planet, Threapleton Holmes B, on his BBC2 series Stargazing Live.
"We decided that we'd point the Jodrell Bank telescope at the planet that had been discovered by these two viewers and listen because no one had ever pointed a radio telescope at it and you never know," said Cox.
"The BBC actually said, 'But you can't do that because we need to go through the regulations and health and safety and everything in case we discover a signal from an alien civilisation'.
"You mean we would discover the first hint that there is other intelligent life in the universe beyond Earth, live on air, and you're worried about the health and safety of it?
"It was incredible. They did have guidelines. Compliance."…..
* Martian cartoon found at Google Images
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just for fun,
moon and stars
Saturday 3 November 2012
Wednesday 19 September 2012
DEX blooper - reprints old race fields
The only things correct in the four-page racing lift-out in today's Daily Examiner are the paper's name and the date. Today's Examiner reprinted the race fields for Saturday 8 September.
The events at Warwick Farm, Doomben and Flemington have been well and truly run and won, so the very least readers could have been provided with was a new lot of tips from the paper. But, oh no, the paper had the temerity to print its original, and in most cases losing, tips.
Who went to sleep at the wheel steering the good ship DEX last night? Was it the night helmsman or the captain? C'mon, who's going to put their hand up and claim bragging rights for this little ripper at the annual Xmas party? Perhaps a stewards inquiry is needed.
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just for fun,
media bloopers,
Media Watch,
The Daily Examiner
Sunday 22 July 2012
10 Signs You May Be An Aussie Red-Neck Tosser
1. You still refer to your life partner as The Wife or The Little Woman and expect her to vote as you do.
2. When it comes to forming an opinion, you believe everything you hear from the resident ‘expert’ at local golf, bowling, RSL, Rotary, and Lions clubs.
3. You’re so Green-averse that peas, beans and broccoli are banned from the dinner plate.
4. Even though you live in town and rarely go bush, you own two hunting rifles and enough ammo to start a small war.
5. You really believe that there is a female first name spelt JuLIAR.
6. Listening to radio shock jocks like Alan Jones and Ray Hadley are a favourite pastime.
7. You just know there IS a world-wide conspiracy by climate scientists and it’s aimed directly at you and your wallet.
8. You accept the notion that Australian democracy as we know it died on the 1st July 2012 when national carbon pricing and the mining tax commenced.
9. You think Andrew Bolt knows what he’s talking about and are one of the dwindling band who watch his television show.
10. A portrait of Opposition Leader Tony Abbott hangs in the family room at home.
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just for fun,
politics
Sunday 15 July 2012
Oh, Jeremy!
Have one or two for me @johnkgreens At launch of Cruelty Free shop in Glebe Pt Rd. Vegan teats galore plus @clovermoore http://campl.us/kq7P
Think he meant treats, don't you?
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information technology,
just for fun
Saturday 30 June 2012
Yamba food store launches Red Granny Smith Apples
One of its food stores advertised in a free local newspaper this week that it has Granny Smith apples on special. But, wait for it ... the apples are very special ... they're red Granny Smiths. At just 99 cents a kg they have to be the steal of the week.
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best town in australia,
just for fun,
Yamba
Saturday 23 June 2012
Memo to Demographer Extraordinaire Bernard Salt
Hey Bernie,
Households in the Lower Clarence area will be without power from 10.00pm tonight until 6.00am on Sunday as a result of Essential Energy's planned outage while it installs a new 66,000 volt ring feeder which is supposed to greatly increase the security of electricity supply in the region.
While some are whingeing about not having the opportunity to see Aussie nag Black Caviar run in the Diamond Jubilee Stakes at Royal Ascot, many others are thought to be planning on doing what many did in the good old days before the box in the corner of the lounge room became commonplace.
Apparently, health officials have already taken the red pen to next year's calendar and struck out a period of time when all leave will be cancelled. That action's required to ensure all hands are on deck when the boom in newborns is anticipated.
So, Bernie, make sure you factor in tonight's event when explaining demographic changes in 2013.
Households in the Lower Clarence area will be without power from 10.00pm tonight until 6.00am on Sunday as a result of Essential Energy's planned outage while it installs a new 66,000 volt ring feeder which is supposed to greatly increase the security of electricity supply in the region.
While some are whingeing about not having the opportunity to see Aussie nag Black Caviar run in the Diamond Jubilee Stakes at Royal Ascot, many others are thought to be planning on doing what many did in the good old days before the box in the corner of the lounge room became commonplace.
Apparently, health officials have already taken the red pen to next year's calendar and struck out a period of time when all leave will be cancelled. That action's required to ensure all hands are on deck when the boom in newborns is anticipated.
So, Bernie, make sure you factor in tonight's event when explaining demographic changes in 2013.
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Bernard Salt,
Birth rates,
Essential Energy,
just for fun
Sunday 17 June 2012
Daily Examiner subeditors asleep at their desks
Want further evidence that APN's Daily Examiner is is in a rush to get to the bottom of the barrel? The schoolboy howlers shown below appeared on the paper's front page on Friday and its website, respectively.
Sample 1:
Sample 2:
Sample 1:
Sample 2:
However, to the Examiner's credit, it still has a bit to go before it hits rock bottom. When we see it printing things such as those included in a piece in The Melbourne Argus on 6 July 1940 (see below) we'll know it's arrived at that destination.
Credit: The Melbourne Argus, 6/10/1940 courtesy of the National Library of Australia's Trove
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howlers,
just for fun,
NLA,
The Daily Examiner,
Trove
Saturday 16 June 2012
Who farted in the pool? Was it Jan or Shirley? No one will ever know if you don't tell us.
That, readers, is the Coffs Coast Advocate's novel way of getting readers to provide it with newsworthy events. The Advocate gets top marks today for that one.
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Coffs Coast Advocate,
just for fun
Tuesday 5 June 2012
Sorry Mum, The Devil Made Me Do It!
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just for fun
Saturday 2 June 2012
Backyard chemistry can be fun
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just for fun,
science
Monday 28 May 2012
Scoop Teh Northern Territory News Missed!
Has ‘Planet America’ been invaded by aliens?
L: Minature alien spaceship as it begins
approach to Chas Licciardello’s right ear
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ABC television,
just for fun
Friday 18 May 2012
... you can get everything else on ebay!
ebay = the solution finder
This one popped up in a friend's ebay window.
This one popped up in a friend's ebay window.
Looking for female friends around Yamba/Grafton area May 16, 2012 12:44 AM |
hi im a 32 yr old female looking for other females around my area to hang out with. No guys as i have one. well you can get everything else on ebay! A reply: I don't live near you but was up that way a couple of weeks back. You live in a beautiful spot!!! Maybe the best way to go is to try and join some local groups or volunteer somewhere to meet other people. Good luck |
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just for fun
Strange coincidence
The stars must have been aligned this week for nit nose pickers. First, Jason Chatfield's Ginger Meggs appeared in Wednesday's Daily Examiner:
Then, Dr Joan Croll had this piece in the letters columns of The Sydney Morning Herald:
Credits: www.gingermeggs.com The Sydney Morning Herald
Then, Dr Joan Croll had this piece in the letters columns of The Sydney Morning Herald:
Credits: www.gingermeggs.com The Sydney Morning Herald
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