22 ways to leave your leader.......

The political career of Australian Liberal Party Leader of the Federal Coalition Opposition, Malcolm Truffles Turnbull, is still under threat from his own colleagues and now Peter Costello has thrown another by-election into the ring.

In an effort to give them all a little {ahem} spine and free up political space for things that really matter, here's 22 Ways To Leave Your Leader for those that remain........

Use a louder voice, Joyce,
Hop on the home bus, Truss,
Break a few rules, Jules,
Keep giving him the flick, Nick
Lose another preselection seat, Pete,
Be brave enough to punt, Hunt,
Take to the poodle p*ss, Chris,
Pass that ETS bill back, Mac,
Threaten to leave, Steve,
Tell TehBull to take a hike, Mike,
Give Hockey a rave, Dave
Support giving Mal the sack, Jack,
Leave him not a fig leaf skerrick, Eric,
Dob for a nice new job, Robb,
Make a beaut plan, Keenan,
Swear to another on a bible, Nigel,
Try to out-jockey, Mr. Hockey,
Leave the rich git on his own, Stone,
Poll the lot by phone, Tone,
Ring the final bell, Hel,
A new leader forge, George,
Backbenchers all, just take back his key
And set yourselves free.