Tuesday, 28 October 2014

Christian terrorist outed online


Honi Soit mocking the Abbott Government’s scare campaign and expansion of Australia’s national security laws:

Local terrorist Rob Wilson is counting his lucky stars this week, after the Federal government once again pledged to focus a majority of its counter terrorism efforts on innocent Muslims and people fleeing Iraq, to the relief of Christian terrorists country over. The father of three and part time extremist says he is actually quite glad a majority of his work goes overlooked as a Christian extremist, as he prefers to let his work speak for itself, and he’s not in it for fame or glory.
Rob says he has been a hobbyist terrorist for some years now, tinkering away in his back shed with various detonators, when not scouring his Bible for new sins, and is always on the look out for more industrial grade manure to ad to his rapidly growing collection. While Rob says his interest is only a weekend job at the current time, he hopes that someday it might become his death.
Despite the government’s support, it’s not all smooth sailing for Rob, with the occasional run in with the authorities inevitable in his line of work. “For a while I was getting really worried that the police had cottoned on to my plans and might shut things down,” says Rob, “there was always this van with tinted windows parked out the front, but in the end it turned out they were just after my Sikh neighbors. Apparently they’d had a whole kitchen drawer full of knives of something, so they were all taken in for questioning under anti-terror laws and nobody’s heard from them since.”…….

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

If this wasn't such a serious issue we'd all have a laugh at the Sydney Uni student brigade trying to be funny through mockery - wonder what they'll write when an ISIS sympathiser shoots a few of them on campus? Not worth publishing IMO!

John Fraser said...

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Another .... "Anonymous" ..... fear monger.

Such paragons of free speech they dare not add their name to their own beliefs.

Anonymous said...

You referring to ClarenceGirl John Fraser?

John Fraser said...

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@"Anonymous"

If I was referring to the Author everyone would know.

Add "obtuse" to your secretive CV that is becoming less and less secretive with your every post.