How do I exploit thee? Let me count the ways.
I exploit thee to the depth and breadth and height
My PR machine can reach, when feeling out of sight
For the focus groups and Newspoll.
I exploit thee to the level of every day’s
Most seen image, by News Corp and Sky News.
I exploit thee freely, as politicians strive for profile.
I exploit thee purely, as it’s all for the news cycle.
I exploit thee with the passion put to use
In my pre-selection, and with my #ScottyfromMarketing base.
Penned by Michael Pascoe with apologies to Elizabeth Barrat Browning, The New Daily, 14 February 2021
