In Australia most of us might never get to read Andrew Morton's unauthorized biography of American actor Tom Cruise and probably don't much care.
However, this week the Church of Scientology released a 15 page statement in 'rebuttal' of the book's contents and this makes for hilarious reading.
I bet that just about now the church's public affairs director is wishing that everyone had kept as quiet as a mouse and let sleeping dogs etc.,
The statement's florid language alone will ensure increased publicity for Mr. Morton's new book.
TODAYshow.com copy of Church of Scientology statement:
If this church rant hadn't been sent out, here in regional New South Wales we would still be thinking of Tom Cruise in terms of mum's lamb roast and TV re-runs.
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