- sometimes the phone will not ring and sends all incoming calls to message bank
- one ring then message bank
- rings loudly, no one there
- only one half of the conversation can be heard, I can heard the caller talking and they can't hear me or visa versa.
- sometimes only parts of the conversation can be heard, this has lead to some amusing and annoying conversations. From what I'm hearing I think the conversation is about Soya futures when the other person is talking about store cattle prices.
- other times the phone is obviously bored with the conversation and just hangs up
- even when both parties can hear one another there are many and various noises heard, the most common is a loud clicking. Is the phone going to blow-up?
- the fastest I can get a download is 3.1 kbts, and this only for a few minutes. I think the phone then takes a Valium and has a nice rest before it decides if it will perhaps do a little bit more. With this attitude it can take hours to download virus updates.
- we have had a fair bit of rain here so is that why some callers sound as if they are under water?
Sunday 27 January 2008
telephones
I rang Telstra to inform them that my phone is suffering from phonopause ( the telegraphic equivalent of menopause) and to see if they could help.
A very nice young man patiently listened to the list of symptoms I described;
The young man said he had the answer to all my problems, the Next G network had a larger footprint than the old CDMA system and was vastly superior in many ways and all of this I could enjoy as soon as I purchase a better handset then all my problems would be solved. When I informed him I was talking about a landline and that we never had CDMA reception out here I didn't hear the rest of the conversation. The phone decided that it had enough and hung-up. It refused to work for the rest of the day.
I think I will just have to bred a race of carrier ducks, it's too wet for pigeons.
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