Thursday 24 March 2011

Can't believe they said that!


The Australian Federal Parliament House of Reps threw up these tasteful pearls of wisdom and goodwill on 21st March 2011....

“Whilst I will not go so far as to sully the image of non-pension-age employees as generally unreliable or around the corner from pregnancy or a hangover—hopefully, not both at the same time—I believe that this constituent has a very valid point.”
How many more voters can the Libs Member for Bennelong John Alexander manage to insult in one sitting day?

“Answer the question, you harridan.”
On that same day fellow Lib and Member for Sturt Christopher Pyne interjects to demonstrate why he will never be considered a gentleman.

“Don‘t lie!”
While yet another Lib Sophie Mirabella, who currently has squatter’s rights in the Indi electorate, gets sin binned for this nasty three worder.

And a mad pollie's website ran with this on the 16th....

PRESENTER:Seriously, so, the only question I want to know is were you thinking of having a chest wax any time soon?
TONY ABBOTT:What, to get rid of my love rug?
Can the Leader of the Opposition and Federal Member for Warringah get more tackily boastful than this?

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