Monday 23 March 2015
Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott spoke and hysterical laughter echoed across the land
Tony
Abbott is a genius.
He has proved
Albert Einstein's greatest theory, propounded 100 years ago. Time and space do
bend!
Mr Abbott, we
learn, was pumping out metadata when he was a journalist years before
journalists used the internet. He was spinning stories in hyperspace before we
knew it existed.
We know this
because the Prime Minister told us so on Wednesday.
"In the
days when I was a journalist," he revealed to seekers of truth,
"there were no metadata protections for journalists and if any agency,
including the RSPCA or the local council, had wanted my metadata, they could
have just gone and got it on authorisation. Look, I was perfectly comfortable
as a journalist."
Mr Abbott was
a journalist in the second half of the 1980s. He quit the craft in 1990.
The first
commercially available internet web browser, Netscape Navigator, appeared in
1994. Internet Explorer appeared in 1995. And even then, a computer with access
to the internet was scarcer in the Australian news industry than a sober lunch.
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