Common sense is what tells you the world is flat
Wednesday 9 May 2012
Thought of the Week for Climate Change Sceptics
Common sense is what tells you the world is flat
Thursday 19 April 2012
'Push to add drama' (video)
Wednesday 18 April 2012
The new Daily Examiner editor is young enough to be an Internet Bairn, so.....
Friday 13 April 2012
Sunday 8 April 2012
There's no party politics in local government, says voice of authority
Being Easter, there wasn't the usual gathering at the Table of Knowledge on Friday arvo. However, an extraordinary meeting was convened for yesterday.
Midway through the agenda Uncle Tom (remember, he knows everything about everything) made mention of a piece he'd read in Saturday's Sydney Morning Herald.
The piece was 'Risky move is part of Labor's long game', which opened with
One year after the change of state government, council elections in September loom as the next big political contest.
For Labor, they will be a measure of how it has regrouped since the disastrous election result last March.
Like the Clarence byelection, following the resignation of the Nationals' Steve Cansdell, the council elections will also give Labor a chance to judge how the new Coalition government is faring.
Uncle Tom remarked, "The bloke who wrote that is dead-set wrong."
"Howzat?" enquired Big Bazza.
"What that bloke wrote might be right for elections in the metropolitan area but it doesn't apply here because we don't have any of that party politics stuff in our local government up here, or anywhere else in rural NSW," replied Uncle Tom.
Sunday 1 April 2012
Saturday 31 March 2012
Scoop: Local MP plans to appear in avatar format
At yesterday arvo's meeting of The Table of Knowledge at the local watering hole Tom, who claims to know everything and anything about politics, had his wife's sister's young fella (truly, that's how Tom refers to the strapping young man, not simply his nephew) along as a guest.
When the agenda moved to consider the absence of our local charmer, oops that should be member, Chris Gulaptis's smiling dial on the parliament's website the young visitor remarked, "Reckon he's probably put it out for tender."
"What do you mean?" enquired Tom.
"Oh, sorry, Uncle Tom, but I thought from the way you and Aunty spoke about your local MP at home you reckon he's the ants' pants, a sorta 2012 SNAG (sensitive new age guy) type of bloke.
"And, that being the case, he wouldn't want something as ordinary as a mug shot on the website. Nah, he's probably waiting quietly till his designer has finished his avatar."
Well, readers, remember you read that scoop here.
Hmmm, we're wondering what Chris's designer will come up with. Any suggestions?
Saturday 10 March 2012
The joys of marriage - just jokin'!
Sunday 30 October 2011
They just don't make politicians like they used to
Friday night's ABC TV news in Queensland had a piece where Premier Bligh was praising her fellow members of the parliament, especially those on her side of the chamber. Bligh was advancing the notion that MPs are very capable persons and especially skilled at multi-tasking. She remarked, "They can walk, talk and chew gum (all at the same time)."
Friday 21 October 2011
OMG! It's Judgement Day and I'm still here
Universal Doomsday for all the world's inhabitants? Well not if I'm any indication.
Sitting here very much alive and earthbound - munching toast and drinking tea without a care.
Saturday 24 September 2011
Breaking news
Warning: All sports activities, including beer consumption, should be undertaken in moderation. If in doubt, consult your friendly medical practitioner. Perhaps a second opinion should also be sought
Tuesday 9 August 2011
Need to acquire some antiques in a hurry?
Not a problem. Simply contact this business in Newrybar in northern NSW. The business is very conveniently located just a short distance to the west of the Pacific Highway about 20km north of Ballina.
Sunday 3 July 2011
Best Oz flavoured subtitle of the week
Saturday 2 July 2011
Sometimes the young make my heart sing - Part Three
Madelaine Zammit at http://youtu.be/PbphkA-soYk
http://www.smh.com.au/digital-life/digital-life-news/aussie-girls-facebook-song-a-viral-hit-20110627-1gmtv.html
Monday 27 June 2011
Live streaming Tony
With apologies to @JustinLee76 and Cat watching the Federal Council meeting. LIVE: http://bit.ly/iAKSeR @LiberalAus #55fc #auspol for the liberty taken.
Sunday 26 June 2011
Ginge goes all political....
"If cannibals cooked a politician they'd have to use a crock pot" ran the graffiti scrawl in the Ginger Meggs comic on 21st June 2011.
Rather appropriate given the edifying performances being flounced across the national stage by Canberra 'stars' this month.
Note to The Egg Timer editor - you're at least two weeks behind Ginger Meggs online.
Saturday 18 June 2011
"Yamba": the mouth of the Clarence
Monday 13 June 2011
Permanent ban imposed on Tony Abbott
Saturday 11 June 2011
Close the door on the way out
Thursday 9 June 2011
Jury Duty: I shouldn't laugh, but........
Twenty-eight real or fanciful excuses and attitudes found on Teh Netz for getting out of jury duty:
1. I am unable to speak and understand English – I’m a cat.
2. I’m a dog – the vet says so.
3. If I was meant by God to judge I would be presiding over my own courtroom.
4. I committed a felony, I just wasn't caught.
5. I’ll have to bring my seeing-eye wombat.
6. My budgie is sick, dying, dead.
7. I'm psychic and so I already know the outcome of the trial.
8. My entourage needs me.
9. I have a very important Warcraft quest to finish and my guild is depending on me.
10. My people do not recognise your Earth laws.
11. I fart uncontrollably.
12. I’m a racist.
13. My voices tell me I shouldn’t.
14. It has been my experience that all cops lie.
15. I can't leave home due to the impending holocaust.
16. My bladder causes me to pee quite often. I will not serve unless you can guarantee I can pee every 30 minutes.
17. Please excuse me from jury duty so I can attend a party.
18. I can only communicate telepathically.
19. I shouldn't have to serve because I am too obese.
20. My wife just called. She's in the hospital.
21. I have no faith in the justice system.
22. I'm too busy practicing law to be a juror.
23. I'm a writer. By nature we're shiftless, unreliable, and we make stuff up for a living.
24. Yes, I know the defendant, and the prosecutor, and the bailiff. I know ALL of you!
25. Can I be impartial? As long as impartial means any fool can see the man is guilty.
26. Dress horribly inappropriate for your age/gender.
27. I'm with you, Judge, I'm twittering the whole thing!
28. What was that, Your Honor? I'm busy updating my blog.