Saturday 29 October 2011

Moggy Musings [Archived material from Boy the Wonder Cat]


A Will he or won't he, does he or doesn't he? musing: Here on the NSW North Coast everyone's been waiting to see who, if anybody, the ALP puts up at the Clarence By-election. Peter Ellem has put his name forward. Now I'm told Pete's a nice guy - but we moggies need to know if he likes cats before we can give Teh Paw of Approval. :-D

A Do you want fries with that? musing: McDonald's Australia serves up used condom to toddler.

A political il regrette musing: It must be ever so galling for the NSW O'Farrell Government to realise that if the then Nats MP for Clarence Steve Cansdell had not been so frightened of facing Mayor Richie Williamson at the March 2011 state election and, made a panic-driven decision or two, then the MP's falisfying of a 2005 statutory declaration would not have become public knowledge or be currently under investigation. BOF has his first real scandal since coming to government because a North Coast MP in a safe seat couldn't hold his nerve.

A you heard it here first musing: Clarence Valley politics shock announcement http://cheezburger.com/View/5214573056

An It's all about the numbers musing: My little canine friend, Veronica Lake, tells me that all the goggies she knows are running the numbers on former Nats MP for Clarence Steve Cansdell whenever they meet on street corners. They reckon he might have resigned before being publicly discovered to save his $80,000 or so per annum pension; reported himself to police to get a 25% discount on any sentence he might possibly receive if the matter of falsifying a stat dec ever went to court; announced both actions on a Friday to limit the amount of immediate media coverage in the hope of taking some of the heat out of the disclosure that it was allegedly a staff member he persuaded to lie for him; and continues to hope that nobody adds 1+1 and suggests that the former staffer whom the newspapers say was going to report the matter is the same staffer who lied for him in 2005 and the very same who is alleging that he abused his parliamentary allowance/s. Ah, ain't rumour mills grand?

An eating at McDonalds kills musing: An 80-year-old woman pulled from the bathroom of a Pooler McDonald's Wednesday died early Thursday morning at Memorial University Medical Center, according to Pooler Fire Chief Wade Simmons. Anne Felton, of Ponte Vedra, Fla., died after being exposed to fumes. Carol Barry, a 56-year-old Jacksonville, Fla. resident, remained hospitalized Thursday. She was listed in good condition at Memorial University Medical Center. Nine people were sent to the hospital with difficulty breathing after inhaling fumes in the McDonald's, located off U.S. 80 near Interstate 95. according to The Savannah Morning News report on 9September 2011.

A moving forward musing: Which North Coast developer, infamous for allegedly removing records from a company's registered office in order to avoid lawful scrutiny by an investigative reporter, has convinced one acting local government general manager to report specific council conduct to ICAC as the developer himself prepares to stand at the next local government elections? Rumour around the catnip patch is that he sees this as clearing the decks of any opposition to future expansion plans.

An Is it political payback? musing: At the last NSW state election Clarence Valley Mayor Richie Williamson ran against seating Clarence Nats MP Steve Cansdell. It was an edgy contest conducted via the media. Now it seems that while other Nats & Libs had publicized the NSW Police short resources audit period and openly encouraged constituents to participate, Cansdell neglected to spread the news or to inform remind nudge Clarence Valley Council about this audit. Then he went to the media to complain that council was tardy in putting in a submission to this audit. There's a decided scent of payback in the air.

A speak to the hand musing: Mata Hari, the slinky oriental cat who lives on Yamba Road, tells me that Clarence MP Steve Cansdell is finding it hard going being a member of government. She heard that he can't get the ear of his minsters when he needs to - that NSW Health Minister Skinner in particular fobs him off on advisors every chance she gets. Wonder how he's doing with the Police Minister?

A look back at New South Wales beach culture




http://youtu.be/8yyOzmedvEQ

Clarence By-Election Campaign Quote of the Week


“As a local councillor and mayor Chris was a champion for mainstream values against the vocal interest groups that sought to hijack public debate.” {Nationals Chris Gulaptis printed campaign flyer mailed out in late October 2011}


Best question of the week


"How can he keep getting away with it?" one worker said. "Why can't they freeze his assets and his racehorses and everything?"

A question posed in The Daily Examiner on 25th October 2011 and one asked by many in the Clarence Valley.

Friday 28 October 2011

2011 Clarence By-election Scorecard. Part Two - tit for tat


NSW Nationals candidate Chris Gulaptis in the media this week:

In a campaign flyer mailed out across the Clarence electorate - we are already delivering on our election commitments in the Clarence electorate, such as the $3.7 million upgrade to Casino Public School.




NSW Country Labor candidate Peter Ellem in the media this week:


NSW Greens candidate Janet Cavanaugh on Facebook and a blog this week:

In the Clarence Greens blog - “One of the key issues we are worried about is the threat posed by mining to our precious water supplies. There is the risk posed by antimony mining on the Dorrigo Plateau to the Coffs-Clarence regional water supply and our estuarine fisheries, and the potential for coal seam gas exploration to drain and poison groundwater reserves as well as wreck important farming land and wildlife habitat.
“Mining needs to be better regulated, to limit these potential impacts. The Greens have introduced a bill to create a 12 month moratorium on coal seam gas exploration across NSW and are calling for a ban on mining within important water catchments.
“The major parties seem unable, or unwilling, to act to protect our land and our water. This by-election is an opportunity for voters to voice their disapproval by casting their vote elsewhere.
The dangers of arsenic and antimony are well documented. “Antimony and many of its compounds are toxic, and the effects of antimony poisoning are similar to arsenic poisoning.... in small doses, antimony causes headaches, dizziness, and depression.’ Wikipedia. According to a 1999 study by the National Academy of Sciences, arsenic in drinking water causes bladder, lung and skin cancer, and may cause kidney and liver cancer. The study also found that arsenic harms the central and peripheral nervous systems, as well as heart and blood vessels, and causes serious skin problems. It also may cause birth defects and reproductive problems.
Anchor Resources a Chinese company is proposing to reopen the Wild Cattle Creek mine with a one and a half km open cut. Wild Cattle Creek flows into the Nymboida River, part of the Clarence River system which supplies water from Sawtell to the Clarence estuary. Antimony is found with arsenic. Once antimony and arsenic are leased from the ore and clays they are carried by the high rainfalls of this area to the sea. These elements enter the groundwater in higher than normal concentrations and there are no guarantees they will be permanently contained by ponds or dams at mine sites.


Christian Democratic Party candidate Bethany Camac has not made any public statement in the media as yet.
Assessment:

1. Chris Gulaptis continues down a dangerous path. This week his claim that the Nationals delivered $3.7 million in funding to Casino Public School was exposed as merely honouring an existing building contract signed off on by the former NSW Labor Government in 2010 and, the positive announcement of some funding towards a Yamba Health Centre appeared to get little traction within the target community.
While lining up to be included in the frame when a NSW minister does a little union bashing is not a good look and talk of a jobs summit, while probably well-intentioned, had echoes of an earlier Labor campaign.
Relying on the NSW Health Minister to put a Yamba Health Centre media release online rather than doing this himself could be seen as rather lazy.

2. Peter Ellem continues to demonstrate that he understands how to communicate and is to some degree setting the political debate agenda.

3. Janet Cavanaugh is taking her candidature to social media and the local monthly markets. Which at this stage is probably a sensible use of limited resources.

4. Wade Walker by saying nothing (except in the comments section of The Daily Examiner where he goes under a pen name) does himself no good.

4. Bethany Camac remains an enigma wrapped in a mystery, so her status since the March 2011 state election remains unaltered to date.

Rolling Scorecard
Gulaptis -1.5
Ellem 2
Cavanaugh 1.5
Wade Walker 0
Bethany Camac 0

Upgrade of Pacific Highway at Glenugie just south of Grafton has entered the home straight


Joint Media Statement
Federal Minister for Infrastructure & Transport Anthony Albanese
and
NSW Roads Minister Duncan Gay

MAJOR UPGRADE WORK AT GLENUGIE COMPLETE

The upgrade of Pacific Highway at Glenugie just south of Grafton has entered the home straight with major works now completed and motorists set to be driving on the newly duplicated stretch of road by the end of the month.

Federal Infrastructure and Transport Minister Anthony Albanese today joined Page MP Janelle Saffin onsite to see firsthand the finishing touches being applied and to thank the local community for their patience over the past 20 months while the work was being carried out.

“I also congratulated the project team on a job well.  Their expertise and hard work has brought the project in on-time and within budget, delivering safer, faster and less frustrating driving conditions along a further 7 kilometres of highway,” said Mr Albanese.

“The completion of the entire upgrade will be yet another major milestone in the ongoing upgrade of this vital road.  However, I am the first to acknowledge that there is still much to be done if the vision of a better, safer and fully duplicated Pacific Highway is to become a reality.”

The Glenguie Upgrade is a jointly funded project, with the Federal Government contributing $54 million and NSW Government a further $6 million.  The project is on track to be fully completed by December, with only some minor work still outstanding.

NSW Roads Minister Duncan Gay said as well as delivering better, safer driving conditions, the ongoing duplication is also lifting the Pacific Highway’s capacity to carry the growing volumes of freight now being transported along it.

“This task has been given even greater urgency by the fact that interstate freight between Sydney and Brisbane is predicted to almost triple by 2029, with 80 per cent of this growth destine to be carried by trucks using the Pacific Highway,” said Mr Gay.

“In partnership with the Federal Government, we’re determined to get the job done as quickly as possible.  Already the full duplication of the Highway is the largest road construction project underway anywhere in the nation, with more than 1,000 workers currently on site upgrading some 69 kilometres of road.”

[From the Office of Janelle Saffin MP, 25 October 2011]
           

Protect your retirement savings-Australian Crime Commission Board warns



Got a hard-earned nest egg you’re husbanding towards retirement? Don’t get complacent - 2,400 Aussies have already been fleeced. Make sure those assets are protected.

AUSTRALIAN CRIME COMMISSION BOARD MEDIA RELEASE 28th  September 2011

The Australian Crime Commission (ACC) Board today urged Australians to protect themselves against the growing threat of serious and organised fraudulent investment scams.
Chair of the ACC Board, Australian Federal Police Commissioner Tony Negus, said serious and organised criminals are using the Internet to provide false legitimacy in their attempts to target the retirement savings of Australians.
“The level of superannuation and retirement savings in Australia is attractive to organised crime groups. Those people looking particularly to invest their savings should be wary of these fraudulent scams,” Commissioner Negus said.
“These scams are typically in the form of unsolicited cold calls used in association with sophisticated hoax websites to try and legitimise the scam. This type of crime is targeting the life savings of hard working people. Australian and international law enforcement partners stand committed to protecting the community from these crimes.”
To tackle this growing threat, the ACC Board established a multi-agency task force that aims to disrupt fraudulent serious and organised investment scams and harden the Australian environment against this type of organised criminality.
Led by the ACC, the task force comprises of law enforcement, regulatory and service delivery agencies across federal, state and territory government. Task force members include all ACC Board agencies, as well as the Australian Competition and Consumer Commission, Department of Broadband, Communications and the Digital Economy, Department of Immigration and
Citizenship, Department of Human Services and the Australian Transaction Reports and Analysis Centre.
Australian Securities and Investments Commission Acting Chairman, Belinda Gibson, said these fraudulent investment scams are incredibly sophisticated and very difficult for even experienced investors to identify.
“Perpetrators of these fraudulent scams are skilled at using high-pressure sales tactics, both over the phone and via email, to persuade their victims to part with their money,” Ms Gibson said.
Based on initial indications, more than 2400 Australians have lost in excess of $93 million to these scams, but it is believed there is a high level of underreporting and the extent is far greater.
“I urge investors to be immediately wary if they are called at random by someone offering an investment opportunity overseas,” Ms Gibson said.
This Media Release is issued by the ACC Board as a Public Bulletin in accordance with Section 60 of the Australian Crime Commission Act 2002.
People can protect themselves by hanging up on any suspicious calls received and by further investigating and researching any investment offer:
Visit www.moneysmart.gov.au or call 1300 300 630 for further information.
Alert your family and friends to this fraud, especially anyone who may have savings to invest.
Report suspected fraud to the Australian Securities and Investments Commission, via www.moneysmart.gov.au or 1300 300 630, or your local police. Any information that can be provided such as company name, location and contact details will assist with subsequent investigations and enquiries.
Hang up on unsolicited telephone calls offering overseas investments.
Check any company you are discussing investments with has a valid Australian Financial Services Licence at www.moneysmart.gov.au
Always seek independent financial advice before making an investment.
For more information, see the Serious and organised fraudulent investment scam fact sheet on the Australian Crime Commission website,

This Media Release is issued by the ACC Board as a Public Bulletin in accordance with Section
60 of the Australian Crime Commission Act 2002.

Thursday 27 October 2011

NSW North Coast Nats political lies and funding fudges continue



In January 2010 a published NSW Government e-tendering document clearly stated that a construction company had received an estimated $11.73 million, multi-stage, two and a half year contract to upgrade Casino Public School, in keeping with its heritage-listed buildings.

This is confirmed in the Casino Public School 2010 Annual School Report:

Principal’s message
There were many highlights to the 2010 school year at Casino Public School.
The Major Capital Works program commenced with the construction of new buildings including: the first stage of R Block(two classrooms), T Block (a Support Unit with four classrooms), S Block (a library and a cultural room). R and S Blocks were funded from the Building an Education Revolution (BER) program. All other works will be funded by major capital works funding from the NSW Department of Education and Training. It is anticipated that these state of the art facilities will be available for use early in Term 1 2011. The program of building and refurbishment will continue in 2011 and is due for completion in 2012. The excellent communication and cooperation between Asset Management, Department of Commerce, the school, Woollam Constructions staff and their subcontractors has been a contributing factor to the success of the program.

Not content with attempting to fudge the level of the O’Farrell Government’s contribution to Grafton and Maclean Hospital upgrades, the Nationals candidate in the Clarence by-election, Chris Gulaptis, is obviously aiming for a trifecta.

With a glossy campaign leaflet mail-out which attempts to pass off $3.7 million allocated to the Casino Public School upgrade as one of the Nationals March 2011 election commitments delivered freely and, not what it is in reality, money to cover a staged payment which is part of an existing building contract sealed before the Coalition came to government.

The O’Farrell Government’s 2011-12 budget papers give the game away by referring to the $3.7 million as Continued major building projects at Casino Public School or as the then Nationals MP for Clarence Steve Cansdell put it $3.7 million has been allocated to complete the upgrade of Casino Public School.

One wonders why Gulaptis keeps repeating those tired old 2007 bad habits, until catching sight of one of the good ole boys who have come north to help him out in 2011…….

Teh Opposition Oompah-pah Machine misrepresents Flannery

Wednesday 26 October 2011

Cansdellgate - more than a mistake

Locals continue to comment on the disgraced former Member for Clarence.













































Source: Letters, The Daily Examiner, 25/10/11

Gulaptis attempts to ride on someone else's coat tails



In 2009 a Labor NSW Government
announced the creation of the $35 million Community Building Partnership Program.
In 2010 funding for the program was increased to $58.4 million.

On 26 March 2011 the O’Farrell Coalition Government was elected and in its first budget it reduced the Community Building Partnership to $35 million spread over two years, with only $11 million available in the 2011-12 funding round.

In October 2011 the Nationals candidate in the Clarence by-election was seeking to make political capital out of this same program:

APPLICATIONS FOR COMMUNITY BUILDING PARTNERSHIPS CLOSING SOON 
Nationals Candidate for Clarence Chris Gulaptis today urged organisations to apply for the 2011 Community Building Partnership program before applications close in a fortnight.
Mr Gulaptis said applications for the CBP Program close on Monday 31 October.
“The Community Building Partnerships are vital for moving local projects forward and upgrading essential services,” Mr Gulaptis said.
“It’s important to get the word out about these opportunities for our electorate, especially during this short period where we do not have a local member.
“The deadline is fast approaching, so I would encourage those organisations yet to apply for this important program to make sure they meet the deadline.
“Projects deemed eligible inject will jobs into the region - and boost community participation in a range of programs and facilities.
“Successful applicants must be ready to start work by mid-2012 and projects need to be completed by the end of June 2013.
“As part of the initiative, $300,000 is available for each electoral district with an additional $100,000 available for the 48 electorates with higher levels of unemployment, of which Clarence is included.
“The successful projects in Clarence will be announced by the Premier in March,” Mr Gulaptis said.
Applications can be made online at
www.communitybuildingpartnership.nsw.gov.au


MEDIA: Chris Gulaptis 0400 016 590

A question of housing priorities.....



With social housing being scarce as hens teeth in the Clarence Valley Maud Up the Street and her mate are a bit hot under the collar over the goings on at North Coast Community Housing Company.
Apparently this government funded company is indefinitely holding a one bedroom unit in the Lower Clarence for a tenant who isn't even halfway through serving a two-year gaol sentence after pleading guilty to multiple charges.
Even I had to mutter a WTF after hearing that one. Bit hard to live in two places at once isn’t it?

Tuesday 25 October 2011

Antimony mining raises ugly head

Another North Coast resident adds her voice to the protest and asks, "Why do the local Australian people seemingly have no recourse to consult or object or reject such dangerous toxic projects and why are our local, state and national representatives supporting these projects. They are clearly not in the national interest."

Letter to the editor, The Coffs Coast Advocate

I live in an idyllic little community on the Dorrigo plateau amid pristine rainforests at the head waters of the catchment area for the Clarence River (Wild Cattle Creek) as well as living and working here in Coffs as an osteopath.

Once again the spectre of mining (this time antimony) has raised its ugly head.

The old mine processed its antimony at a site in Urunga which is now a toxic dead zone. Hillgrove Antimony mine has polluted the Macleay River, which feeds Kempsey.

The mine at Wild Cattle Creek just up from us, has been bought from Anchor mines, which was an Australian-owned company, by a Chinese consortium. I've heard it claimed that China is no longer mining antimony in their own country due to the toxic pollution levels it causes. Antimony is used in plastic drinking bottles and microchip technology and is extremely harmful to the health of human and other life forms.

It is with alarm that I've learned that more than 90% of all mining leases in this country are now owned by Chinese and Indian companies.

My question is how has this been allowed to happen? Why is it that we no longer own or control our own resources and pleas for help fall on deaf ears as really serious long-term pollutants are released into our pristine waters.

What I really don't understand is the legislative process in relation to mining rights and why we, the local Australian people, seemingly have no recourse to consult or object or reject such dangerous toxic projects and why our local, state and national representatives are supporting these projects. They are clearly not in the national interest. Why has the whole country been sold from underneath us?

I understand that we need minerals and mining but it seems to me that it needs to be done responsibly with a great emphasis being put on the value of what is mined and care being taken to use these valuable products in the most responsible way, so that they can be recycled and reused to limit the amount of earth disruption that takes place when they are removed and processed.

Surely we need to change our attitude to the Earth's resources and see them as precious and finite and legislate to protect the other living creatures and ecosystems that are affected by there removal.

Claire Thompson

Source: Letters, 25/10/11, Coffs Coast Advocate

Just how many assistance packages does Gulaptis want to give racing identity Stuart Ramsey?



In 1998 the NSW Government provided an assistance package to keep the South Grafton Abattoir open:


This assistance was seen as a problem for the Casino meatworks in 1999:


This was not the end of government assistance for Stuart Bruce Ramsey down the years.

Sometime in the early 2000s Ramsey Food Processing at Grafton again received financial assistance from  government - along with about 15 other abattoirs.

In 2009 the Meatworkers Union called on:


Now the Nationals candidate in the forthcoming Clarence by-election, Chris Gulaptis, would like taxpayers to again put their hands in their pockets to keep Stuart Ramsey afloat (while he plays elsewhere at the very expensive sport of kings) and with NSW Country Labor work together towards an assistance package and he appears to be looking at the NSW Regional Industries Investment Fund to supply some of this cash handout.

Mr. Gulaptis’ plunge into voters pockets will have to be a big one, as any assistance package would probably have to compensate for the sums hinted at in that foolish thought bubble by Nationals spokesperson Clarence Duty MLC Rick Colless, who has in effect, told the ABC that the NSW Liberal-Nationals Coalition Government was prepared to subvert the authority of the Court by dismissing the fines imposed [on Ramsey] by the New South Wales Land and Environment Court in August last year.

No-one wants to see 200 abattoir workers thrown on the scrapheap - but is Stuart Ramsey (with his history of health and safety violations, water pollution convictions and repeated breaches of workers rights) the man to fix the problem he himself has caused?

_____________________


Now over the years not all abattoirs have received such favourable financial treatment as the Ramsey business, so what has been his route to political influence with both Labor and Coalition state governments?

Well, in the first instance, for a good many years the abattoir was in a seat held by a NSW Labor Minister and then by a Nationals MP. However, there may be one other little known political byway trodden by Stuart Ramsey of the Hunter Valley, NSW as he merrily breeds and races thoroughbred horses.

Thoroughbred Breeders of the Hunter Valley have an official lobbyist on the NSW Government Register of Lobbyists.

Thoroughbred Breeders NSW includes the Ramsey horse stud on its honour role, through his company Ramsey Pastoral Co Pty Ltd. This state organisation represents breeders at all meetings and committees with governmental bodies throughout NSW and Australia.

Ramsey’s horse stud is also listed with Thoroughbred Breeders Australia, the peak national body for all Australian thoroughbred breeders.
Retired Nationals MP Peter McGauran is CEO of Thoroughbred Breeders Australia.

Of these three organisations I can find a record of only one making a political donation at state level in 2010 and, Thoroughbred Breeders Australia only donated to one state political party – the Nationals.

NSW North Coast antimony contamination makes it onto national television



From A Clarence Valley Protest on 22 October 2011:

21-22 October 2011 media coverage of NSW North Coast antimony contamination risks

The ABC TV program 7.30 NSW aired graphic footage of existing antimony contamination and canvassed the risks of reopening an old Wild Cattle Creek antimony mine in the Clarence River catchment.

It can be viewed here:
http://www.abc.net.au

The Sydney Morning Herald also addressed the issue of historic and recent contamination from the Hillgrove antimony mine:





Any concerned North Coast residents who may wish to express their opinions on the matter of mining in the environmentally sensitive Nymboida River section of the wider Clarence River catchment might like to consider emailing the following politicians:

NSW Premier Barry O’Farrell MP at office@premier.nsw.gov.au
NSW Deputy Premier Andrew Stoner at  office@deputypremier.nsw.gov.au and oxley@parliament.nsw.gov.au
NSW Minister for Resources and Energy Chris Hartcher at office@hartcher.minister.nsw.gov.au
NSW Minister for the North Coast Don Page at office@page.minister.nsw.gov.au
NSW Minister for the Environment Robyn Parker at Robyn.Parker@parliament.nsw.gov.au
NSW Minister for Planning and Infrastructure Brad Hazzard at office@hazzard.minister.nsw. gov.au
NSW Minister for Tourism, Major Events, Hospitality and Racing George Souris at office@souris.minister.nsw.gov.au
NSW Minister for Primary Industries Katrina Hodgkinson at office@hodgkinson.minister.nsw.gov.au
NSW Duty MP for Clarence Rick Colless at rick.colless@parliament.nsw.gov.au.

NSW Leader of the Opposition John Robertson at blacktown@parliament.nsw.gov.au   
NSW Shadow Minister for the Environment and Climate Change, Shadow Minister for Water, Shadow Minister for Energy Luke Foley at Luke.Foley@parliament.nsw.gov.au
NSW Shadow Minister for Planning, Infrastructure and Heritage Linda Burney at linda.burney@parliament.nsw.gov.au
NSW Shadow Minister for Resources and Primary Industries,  as well as Shadow Minister for Tourism Major Events Hospitality and Racing, Steve Whan at steve.whan@parliament.nsw.gov.au

Federal Minister for Sustainability, Environment, Water, Population and Communities Tony Burke at Tony.Burke.MP@environment.gov.au
Federal Minister for Infrastructure and Transport Anthony Albanese at A.Albanese.MP@aph.gov.au

Federal Independent Member for Lyne Rob Oakeshott at robert.oakeshott.mp@aph.gov.au
Federal Independent Member for New England Tony Windsor at http://www.tonywindsor.com.au/contact.html

UPDATE:

The Greens called on the NSW Environment Minister, Robyn Parker, to explain why she told the ABC that testing on fish had been conducted, when the Department of Primary Industries said it had not.

The Casino Times takes Nats colour coordination too far?

In The Casino Times on 20th October 2011 - a picture in purple is Nats hopeful Chris Gulaptis with skin tone and tie tastefully coordinated.
Or is this a Gulpatis campaign team blooper?


Monday 24 October 2011

Catholic priest really blew it! One of the highest blood alcohol readings ever recorded in NSW by police

 
Message for drivers: Don't try to keep up with the Joneses


NSW Police reported last week that a 58-year-old male driver returned a blood alcohol reading of 0.341 after driving on the Pacific Highway near Maclean.
The driver is reported to be a Saint Patrick's South Grafton priest.
A case of too much alter altar wine?

Today's Daily Examiner reports:
Saint Patrick's South Grafton parish priest, Father Peter Jones, earned himself the dubious honour of returning one of the highest blood alcohol readings ever recorded in NSW by police.
An off-the-chart +.5 roadside reading was followed by registering .341, almost seven times the legal limit, on Wednesday when the 58-year-old Catholic priest was pulled over on the Pacific Highway at Maclean.
A concerned motorist allegedly saw the white Toyota Camry being driven by Father Jones crossing lanes at Harwood and reported the incident to police. 
Police caught up with Father Jones as he turned off the highway onto Yamba Rd and pulled him over for a roadside breath test. 
The hand-held breathalyser used by police was unable to accurately measure Fr Jones' blood-alcohol content, only indicating it was more than .5 – ten times the legal limit. 
Fr Jones was then taken by police to Maclean police station where he recorded the high-range blood-alcohol reading of .341. 
Police immediately cancelled Fr Jones' driver's licence and issued him with a court attendance notice ordering him to appear in Maclean Local Court on December 13. 
A senior police source told the Sydney Daily Telegraph newspaper Fr Jones' reading was one of the highest recorded in recent times in NSW. 
Fr Jones was bailed by police into the custody of St Mary's Grafton parish priest Fr Rex Hackett due to his level of intoxication. 
The Telegraph reported Fr Jones' car, which is owned by the Catholic Church, was confiscated by police and Fr Hackett transported his colleague home. 
Drug and Alcohol educator Paul Dillon told the Telegraph Fr Jones' reading could not have been reached by drinking beer, but would have required sustained prolonged drinking of hard liquor. 
“Generally speaking it would be very hard to imagine someone could get to a level about 0.3 with beer, which is between three to five per cent alcohol,” he told the Telegraph. 
“You really would be looking at significant amounts of spirits, which are 35 to 50 per cent alcohol – over a period of time.” 
Two standard drinks in an hour can see a man reach the legal limit for drivers of .05, with women only needing one standard drink.