Friday, 4 January 2008

Life wasn't meant to be queasy

Leader of the Opposition Brendan Nelson is determined to give us all a chundering good time on each and every occasion he fronts the media.
His latest attempt to induce mass nausea was, "We've all seen this happen before where a newly-appointed minister goes out to consult with Australian farmers and before you know it ... we know that those consultations can be turned into a drought as far as money is concerned for Australian farmers."
Who on earth is writing his lines? Besides being a rather pathetic attempt to play on words - doesn't he remember that for the last decade all those newly-appointed federal ministers were drawn from the mob he now leads.

Thursday, 3 January 2008

We intend to honour all our election promises - just don't ask us how or when

During the 2007 federal election campaign Labor promised that a Rudd Government would:

Ministerial ethics

With the Federal Opposition now gathering its forces to block the new Rudd Government at every turn once Parliament sits in February, Brendan Nelson & Co are bound to raise a cry of ministerial misconduct.
So here are the conduct guidelines. Don't rely on the media - make up your own minds when the time comes.
 
Ministerial ethics guidelines:
 http://www.pmc.gov.au/guidelines/docs/ministerial_ethics.rtf

Good times in the Clarence Valley?

ABC News reported yesterday.
 
"It was identified as one of the most economically disadvantaged regions in the country during the federal election, but a new report shows business is booming in the Clarence Valley.
An economic profile released this week shows the value of goods and services produced in the region has grown by 8 per cent in the last year, leading to the creation of more than 1,700 new jobs.
The Clarence Valley Mayor, Ian Tiley, says growth in population and the manufacturing sector are key factors.
He says the challenge now facing the council is ensuring infrastructure keeps pace.
"The Sartor planning reforms propose we get less developer contributions from these new industries, these new developments," he said.
"That will impact on everybody because it'll mean that we won't be able to provide the same level of infrastructure in the past.
"Inevitably too when you have growth of this nature there is pressure on your infrastructure."
ABC News:
Clarence Valley Council media release:
What Mayor Tiley didn't mention is the fact that decades of growth in the Clarence Valley come on the back of continuous land clearing, subdivision, increased urban lot density and often exceeding established building heights. With a significant number of sensitive coastal development consents coinciding with either business interests of sitting councillors or political interests of successive NSW governments.
 
What Clarence Valley Council's media release didn't mention is, that despite the rosy economic growth it alleges, at least 40% of the population continue to live on or under the poverty line.
This is not about to change anytime soon.

Memo to Tim Gartrell

Dear Tim,
Thankyou for the campaign flyer exhorting me not to vote for Howard, Costello or the Nationals, which arrived in yesterday's mail .
It's been a full forty days and forty nights since the federal election.
I think Labor may safely assume that it has come out of the political wilderness.
Time to start saving on office postage.
Therefore I look forward to not hearing from you again until 2010. 
TTFN,
Pete

Wednesday, 2 January 2008

Australian national archives just a tad out of date

Thought I would have a browse through the National Archives of Australia yesterday and much to my surprise found this online entry which is now more than a little out of date.
 
"John Winston Howard
 
John Howard has been the Member for Bennelong (New South Wales) since May 1974. He served in Malcolm Fraser's government as
  • Minister for Business and Consumer Affairs (1975–77)
  • Minister for Special Trade Negotiations (July–December 1977)
  • Treasurer (1977–83)
  • Minister Assisting the Prime Minister (May–December 1977)
In April 1982 Howard became Deputy Leader of the Liberal Party. During the Hawke and Keating governments he was twice Leader of the Opposition (1984–89, 1995–96). Howard became prime minister in 1996."
National  Archives of Australia, 1 January 2007:
 
A search for Kevin Rudd as Prime Minister of Australia using the same search page yielded absolutely nothing.
Time for archive staff to pull their collective fingers out and remedy the situation. An online version of "Kevin who?" is not exactly appropriate.

Gone but not forgiven

It seems that one elder statesman in the Liberal Party is not adverse to putting the boot into gone-with-a-whimper-not-a-bang John Winston Howard.
 
"MALCOLM Fraser has reopened his long-running feud with John Howard, accusing Mr Howard of opposing Australia's large intake of refugees after the Vietnam War.
Mr Fraser claims Mr Howard approached him in a corridor following a cabinet meeting in May 1977 and said: "We don't want too many of these people. We're doing this just for show, aren't we?"
The Australian article yesterday:
 
Wonder what other 'quotable quotes' will surface in coming months? Perhaps something which would indicate the younger John Howard's intentions in attending an anti-Vietnam War rally broken up by right wing elements.