Sidesplitting quote from the Nationals' chief nong

The Daily Examiner in true tabloid style ran a front page yesterday on the 'war' over bats going on at Maclean.

State Nationals MP for Clarence, Steve Cansdell, drew a bellow of laughter from me at breakfast when I read that he had said: "war will be declared on this Federal Government" and "A major confrontation will occur and I will be in the centre of it - I have to be".

Trust our resident political nong.
As yet there are no bats in any number in the immediate vicinity of Maclean High School.
With the extinction of the adjoining rainforest patch in which flying foxes previously roosted, they may not come back as a highly visible presence for generations.
Yet here he is - ready to get out the batmobile and confront Canberra at the head of his 'troops'.

All this huffing and puffing because the precautionary dispersal licence applied for is apparently going through the usual channels whenever such an application concerns a listed vulnerable species.

Bucket rating awarded to APN media for giving Stevo's hysteria column inches:

Batty politics

The Clarence Valley township of Maclean has a front row seat as the Labor MP for Page and the Nationals MP for Cowper play duelling banjos to the tune of bats awa' wi ye.

On September 8th The Daily Examiner told the world:

On Thursday, The Daily Examiner reported that an application by Clarence Valley Council and the New South Wales Department of Education for a licence to disperse bats from a rainforest reserve near Maclean High School and an area known as 'the gully' had hit a stumbling block.
The applicants were advised by the Federal Department of the Environment, Water, Heritage and the Arts that it considered disturbing bats as a 'controlled action' which required a lengthy and time-consuming environmental impact statement (EIS)....
They are concerned about delays in approval for the licence that they've had in past years to disperse the bats so they won't settle in the school area," Ms Saffin said.
"This is a matter for the state and federal environment departments and I don't see why the previous licensing arrangements can't continue.
"I have agreed to raise the issue with Environment Minister Peter Garrett on behalf of the school community and I'm aware that timing is an issue on this matter."

On September 19th ABC North Coast broadcast this:

The federal Member for Cowper, Luke Hartsuyker, has taken the issue of the bats at Maclean to the federal stage.
In a speech to the Parliament this week, Mr Hartsuyker criticised the federal Environment Department for not approving the granting of a licence to remove the bats from bush near the Maclean High School.
Mr Hartsuyker says the New South Wales Department of Environment and Climate Change referred the matter to the Commonwealth.
He says the federal Environment Department wants a report prepared before making a decision.
"There's no justification in stopping those bats from moving on, there is a precedent for this and the people of Maclean, the students and staff of the school are certainly demanding of a safe place to go to school and certainly a good educational environment," he said.

No-one seems to be going to bat for the vulnerable Grey-headed Flying Fox except the Federal Dept. of the Environment.
It will be interesting to see if Minister Peter Garrett listens to his department or the political banjos.

I'm almost tempted to say...

Truffles Turnbull and Co attempting to buy themselves out of trouble?

THE Supreme Court has cleared the way for a multi-million dollar settlement of a legal action involving failed insurer HIH, giving new Opposition Leader Malcolm Turnbull the chance to avoid a potentially legal embarrassment.

NSW Supreme Court Justice Patricia Bergin today granted an application by HIH to put preparations for the case on hold for 90 days while the parties negotiate a settlement over the $500 million claim.

A settlement would mean Mr Turnbull, the former chairman of investment bank Goldman Sachs Australia, would avoid the unwanted attention of a protracted court case involving himself and eight other defendants and 118 cross-claims.

However, if the matter cannot be settled, the court will most likely hear from witnesses such as disgraced former HIH chief executive Ray Williams and former FAI chief Rodney Adler, who is also a defendant, in what would be the lead-up to the next election.

Is Turnbull willing to risk having to personally pay out a considerable sum in an out-of-court settlement in the hope of becoming Australian prime minister in 2010?

Is he that driven? That desperate?

Did the Pope put his money where his mouth is?

ABC Radio's AM program reported that Pope Benedict who flies on the chartered Alitalia Flight commentators dubbed Shepherd One was praying for the airline which is on the brink of collapse. (Read the transcript here.)

Airline companies collapsing has become such a common occurrence that the British online betting agency Paddy Power offered punters odds on which airline company will be the next to hit terminal turbulence.

Thirty people made $30,000 when they successfully wagered on the collapse of XL, the third largest package holiday group. (Read about XL going down the gurgler here.)

Paddy Power rated Qantas a 66/1 prospect of being the next airline company to go belly up. Virgin was rated as the rank outsider at 100/1.
Alitalia was given the dubious honour of being the favourite.

Hence, the question arises. Did Benny put his money on another airline?

BTW, Paddy Power still rates Australia's George Pell a 66/1 chance of being the next Pope. Perhaps George is 'investing' the weekly plate collections on himself. (The odds of other wouldbes if they couldbes are listed here.)

Here comes the Son

The amount of religious imagery in the 2008 U.S. presidential election is astounding.

Here is a small selection from Google Images using the search term jesus OR christ OR god "Obama".

A similar search for McCain yielded far fewer examples.

US 08: lose your house lose your vote?

Just when one thinks things couldn't get dirtier in the 2008 presidential election, the Michigan Messenger reports on campaign tactics reminicient of Bush v Gore:

The Obama campaign and the Democratic National Committee have filed a lawsuit in federal court in Michigan over the Michigan GOP's plan to use foreclosure lists to challenge voters at the polls, as first reported by the Michigan Messenger.

Bob Bauer, general counsel for the Obama campaign, and Mark Brewer, chairman of the Michigan Democratic Party, announced the lawsuit in a conference call with reporters this afternoon. It was filed on behalf of the campaign, the party and three Michigan residents who have had their houses foreclosed upon in recent months.

Bauer called the GOP plan to use foreclosure lists "a new and especially repellent version of caging." Caging is a technique of challenging voters where they take lists of addresses, mail to them with a "do not forward" marking and if for whatever reason those mailings are returned, they use this as a basis for claiming that the voter no longer lives at the address at which they are registered.

Bauer noted that using foreclosure lists to challenge a voter's address is "false and illegal" for several reasons. First, because getting a foreclosure notice is not evidence that the person's address has changed. In Michigan, homeowners have the opportunity to redeem the foreclosure even after a sheriff's sale has occurred, which means they can stay in the home for many months after a foreclosure notice has been sent. Second, because under Michigan law a person can vote at their old precinct if they lost their home within 60 days of the election.

Brewer noted that in July alone 11,000 Michigan residents received foreclosure notices. The McCain campaign, he argued, "wants to add insult to injury" by denying those residents their right to vote. "The right to vote is one of our most fundamental rights as Americans," said Brewer, "To try to strip our fellow citizens of their right to vote is un-American and unconscionable."

The Republicans are denying that this is their intention, however Obama's legal team hopes to use the lawsuit to subpoena GOP emails and memos.

Former GOP operative explains why Republicans will use foreclosure lists to block voters

Just can't take a trick....

Retiree to mate at the newsagent yesterday as stock markets around the world continue to wobble:

"You work hard all your life, go without to build a nest egg, and then whoosh - your investments start to disappear because fat cats on Wall Street decided to gamble with other people's money.

I don't know where it's going to end. I just can't take a trick"

I have to feel sorry for the bloke as the Herald Sun yesterday ran with the following:

"MORE than $100 billion has been wiped out of Aussie superannuation funds as the global financial meltdown worsens.
At yesterday's close of business the average balanced superannuation fund had lost almost 12 per cent during the past year, according to estimates by research firm SuperRatings.
The losses are being caused by a writedown in share values as markets around the world continue to take a beating.
The Australian market took another 0.6 per cent dive yesterday.
Property markets and other investments are also now suffering as many investors lose confidence and consumers cut spending.
"Some people will have lost 20 to 25 per cent during the past year depending on their investment option," SuperRatings managing director Jeff Bresnahan said.
"Bad news just keeps pouring out of the United States which affects their market and, in turn, our market.
"The reality is most of us are 55 per cent invested in the sharemarket so these sharemarket falls are feeding straight through to our super fund returns," he said. "But it's getting really serious for those people in and around retirement."