I knew we were in trouble when the termites stopped eating the wood in the old house and started to build boats.
Cruise liners these were if you compare their size to the construction.
I kept an eye on how things were progressing at the dock side - the front veranda.
It is a hive of activity and when the ants arrived, bringing all sorts of goods to the dock, I was sure that the termites were selling tickets for this cruise.
My suspicions were confirmed on Saturday morning as the flood levels rose and the termite ships started to float away in the flood waters.
Yes, there were ants onboard.
I don't think they appreciated my ticker tape send off, I generously threw a toilet roll at the departing armada.
The insects left on the docks were very agitated and things were looking nasty so I hastily retreated.
The floods have abated, but the termites are still building and the ants are arriving in greater numbers.
I don't know if this means another east coast low is on its way down here in June or July or if the termites are just cashing in on the gullibility of the ants.
Only time will tell.