Pssst! Did you hear the news?

Well, we can knock out Gillard, Roxon, Wong and Macklin because they are a wrong gender fit for that rather strange rumour which mentions cabinet minister and inappropriate behaviour in the same sentence and very little else.
That leaves Swan, Rudd, Evans, Crean, Smith, Albanese, Conroy, Carr, Garrett, McClelland, Ludwig, Burke, Ferguson, Bowen, Emerson and Combet.
Now that’s so wide a field for speculation that it’s a wonder any journalist bothered to spend time at the keyboard, even if you throw in a hint of leadership ambitions.
But then at least one anonymous journo is aware of the flimsy nature of his piece because he justifies it by saying that the news is not what the minister did or didn’t do but that the supposed internal party response (to what can only be called phantom actions) represents instability within the Gillard Government and his newspaper’s rendition of the gossip is in the public interest.
I kid you not. These days an article containing no name, no action, no time or place is relevant news in the public interest.
G’arn!

150th Melbourne Cup 2nd November 2010 - full field

The first Tuesday in November. One of life’s sterling traditions………

MELBOURNE CUP 2010 Group One Race – 3200 metres – field of 24 - 3pm start

Melbourne Cup horses:

1 SHOCKING Mark Kavanagh / Michael Rodd
2 CAMPANOLOGIST (USA) Saeed Bin Suroor / Kerrin McEvoy
3 SO YOU THINK (NZ) Bart Cummings / Steven Arnold
4 ZIPPING Robert Hickmott / Nicholas Hall
5 ILLUSTRIOUS BLUE (GB) William J Knight / Glen Boss
6 MR MEDICI (IRE) Peter Ho / Darren Beadman
7 SHOOT OUT John Wallace / Corey Brown
8 AMERICAIN (USA) Alain de Royer Dupre / Gerald Mosse
9 TOKAI TRICK (JPN) Kenji Nonaka / Shinji Fujita
10 BUCCELLATI (GB) Tony Noonan / Steven King
11 DESCARADO (NZ) Gai Waterhouse / Nash Rawiller
12 HARRIS TWEED (NZ) Murray & Bjorn Baker / Brad Rawiller
13 MANIGHAR (FR) Luca Cumani / Damien Oliver
14 MASTER O’REILLY (NZ) Danny O’Brien / Vlad Duric
15 MONACO CONSUL (NZ) Michael Moroney / Craig Williams
16 PROFOUND BEAUTY (IRE) Dermot K Weld / Patrick Smullen
17 ZAVITE (NZ) Anthony Cummings / Michael Walker
18 BAUER (IRE) Luca Cumani / Chris Munce
19 HOLBERG (UAE) Saeed Bin Suroor / Frankie Dettori
20 PRECEDENCE (NZ) Bart Cummings / Blake Shinn
21 RED RULER (NZ) John Sargent / Mark Du Plessis
22 LINTON Robert Hickmott / Brett Prebble
23 ONCE WERE WILD Gai Waterhouse / Jim Cassidy
24 MALUCKYDAY (NZ) Michael, Wayne & John Hawkes / Luke Nolen
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FINAL FIELD UPDATE:
Bauer has been scratched

Westlawn Group thinks you can take it with you?

Advertisement found on realcommercial.com.au on 28 October 2010
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A link to this online advertisement was sent to me recently with the comment;
It’s difficult enough to negotiate this narrow part of Yamba Fair now – it doesn’t need any further hazards.

In its relentless pursuit of profit the Westlawn Group is once more trying to wring more rental dollars from finite floor space.

Not content with reducing the number of parking spaces as part of its Yamba Fair expansion program, now it appears that it intends to convert a relatively narrow concourse (operating at capacity during local peak shopping periods) into something of an obstacle course for the elderly, mothers with prams and those in wheelchairs/mobility scooters as they compete for right of way past this 'kiosk'.

One has to wonder if this relentless profit hunger at the expense of consumers indicates that the Group believes that directors and shareholders can actually take their profits with them when they go to that free-market utopia in the sky.

Kirrily is the Grafton Jacaranda Festival Queen in 2010

The Daily Examiner photograph taken at the Queen crowning

Congratulations to Kirrily Tough who this morning is waking to her third day as Grafton's Jacaranda Festival Queen.

Kirrily says of herself on the 76th Jacaranda Festival website;

I am 28 years old, married with 3 adorable small children. I am the only daughter of Ron & Petra Munro and was born here in Grafton attending Grafton Infants, Primary and High School, only leaving at age 18 to work on the Gold Coast before returning in 2006 to raise my family.

Every other contestant in the queen and princess categories also deserves a round of applause, for their efforts in both promoting the region and festival as well as adding beauty, personality and a sense of fun to festival functions.

Smokers get royal treatment in Maclean

The Lower Clarence Services Club in Maclean  has gone to great lengths and spared no expense to ensure its patrons who want to have a durrie or two can do so in very comfortable surrounds.

Here are a couple of pics of the new palatial smokers' room which is housed in a new extension the club added to its premises.

Maclean locals are reported to have said they have no idea how much the new building must have cost the club, but they reckon the architect's fees alone were probably a six-figure sum.

Club members and visitors who use the room are reported to be tickled pink and really appreciative of the club's management for making what they describe as "a very bold move".

Patrons who are partial to the dreaded weed said they are sick and tired of having to put up with the terrible antics of club patrons who are on the premises simply for tippling purposes, feeding one-armed bandits or having punts on the TAB and Keno.

"It's about time we were looked after", one patron told NCV. "We've had a gutful of having to hide in toilets and similar locations in the club. Drinkers and gamblers wouldn't put up with the conditions we've had to endure."

Not a good look for the unpopular K-K-Keneally

The Daily Tele does graphs on 28 October 2010
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Kristina just can't win. First an opinion poll which had her publicly eating crow with only a small side dish of spin:
"[It] confirms to me what I already knew - I have a tough job,'' the Premier said in response to a poll which found her government is now the most unpopular Labor administration in polling history, with a primary vote of just 23 per cent."
Then getting caught taking advantage of a solar scheme she would soon effectively wreck for we lesser mortals:
"NSW Premier Kristina Keneally purchased a $3000 solar system for her home five days after her government flagged moves to slash the tariff.
Documents obtained by The Weekend Australian yesterday show Ms Keneally ordered a solar system for her Sydney home on August 29 despite serious concern among bureaucrats and industry experts that public funds were being drained at an alarming rate by the Solar Bonus Scheme.
On August 24, after a series of internal warnings that the scheme -- one of the world's most generous -- was unsustainable because of its burden on the public purse, NSW Energy Minister Paul Lynch announced a review.
The review led to Ms Keneally and Mr Lynch announcing on Wednesday that the scheme's generous provisions would end with the cutting of the bonus for owners of solar systems from 60 cents to 20c per kilowatt hour.
Ms Keneally described the changes as necessary to slow down the scheme and "stop any further impact on electricity prices", while Mr Lynch said the changes were "specifically designed to avoid the bust".
Ms Keneally's decision to sign up for the solar system in late August, eight months after it started, placed her in line to receive the higher taxpayer-funded rate."
So why might this NSW premier drop from an likeability rating of 73% and preferred premier figure at 42% to a preferred premier rating of 35% less than twelve months later?
Is it just those tired, unimaginative policies and the woeful calibre of her ministry or is it perhaps the fact that a cold-blooded arrogance surfaces at all the wrong moments?

Die a wrongful death in Oz and you're worth something, die in Afghanistan and.....

The Herald-Sun yesterday:
"THE going rate for a life in Afghanistan's war is about $US1200 ($1230).
That's the figure the Defence Department and Federal Government are secretly paying to civilian casualties of war.
Australian soldiers paid $US10,200 to compensate for the lives of six civilians, five of them children, accidentally killed in a night raid just north of the Tarin Kowt base on February 12 last year."
While here in Australia:
"A Woolworths employee who injured his lower back while lifting a tub of meat has won a compensation payout of more than $82,000."
and
"CHRIS Hurley - the policeman acquitted of manslaughter over a Palm Island death in custody, only to face a civil claim from the victim's family - received a confidential $100,000 payment from the Queensland Government after the incident."
and again
"In August 2005, Mr Yousefi lodged a claim in the Supreme Court of NSW for compensation due to permanent psychiatric damage suffered as a result of his experiences in detention. He was awarded $800,000 compensation for wages, and lifelong medical care. As a result of his ordeal in detention, Mr Yousefi could never work again and would require medical care for the rest of his life."
and again
"The widow and four children of Mr Ward, whose first name cannot be published for cultural reasons, will receive a total $3.2 million as an ex-gratia payment from the state government for his death.
It includes an earlier $200,000 interim payment.
Mr Ward, 46, of Warburton, died in January 2008 while being transported 360 kilometres from Laverton to Kalgoorlie to face a drink-driving charge."
and yet again
"Andrew Mallard has been offered a $3.25 million compensation payment by the WA Government after being wrongfully jailed for 12 years over the 1994 murder of Mosman Park jeweller Pamela Lawrence.
The ex-gratia figure includes an earlier payment of $200,000 that Mr Mallard received in December 2006."
What's wrong with this word picture?
Well it seems that compensation for death, injury or loss suffered at the hands of Australian governments or corporations is worth more if it actually occurs within national boundaries. Heck, even a person allegedly responsible for a death gets the moola.
On the other hand - if a life is wrongfully taken in Afghanistan then it's only chump change which will be handed out by the Federal Government.