Advice to the lovelorn: Labor 'consoles' the Nationals

The Daily Examiner published this letter to the editor yesterday which had a local Labor luminary giving Dear Abby advice to the NSW North Coast Nationals failed candidate for Page, Chris Gulaptis.

 

Love stinks

 

POOR Chris Gulaptis; jilted by Labor as he tried desperately to get beyond that first stolen kiss, then an engagement with the Liberals broken off and finally marriage with the Nationals never consummated.

Love can be cruel.

Never mind Chris, tomorrow's a new day.

Get out there and get yourself a new flash suit, a smart haircut, a lovely big bunch of fresh flowers and start wooing the Democrats.

They know all about unrequited love and you never know, it just may end up a match made in heaven.

 

Bill O'Donnell

Maclean

Brendan Nelson's 2008 space odyssey

Four days into his 'listening' tour Opposition Leader Brendan Nelson stopped writing entries in his diary from the road and replaced those coy internet observations with media links. 

No obvious explanation. However the puzzle was easily solved by exploring those links for days three, four and five.

Little Brennie has spun so far away from the shores of reality that he launched into the rarefied atmosphere of outer space and is now suffering the effects of oxygen deprivation.

It's 2008: A (Liberal) Space Odyssey.

 

Brendan knows that banks have hearts too and that they are as devastated as the families they turn out into the snow

"The consequences for Australia are many, but amongst them is that our growth, our economic growth is set to slow – currently just running at under four per cent and estimated by the Reserve to go closer to three per cent by 2009. We also know that most of our banks have found it necessary to increase interest rates beyond official movements from the Reserve, and the market share of banks has increased while that of other institutions, especially those relying on securitisation, has reduced as market share. And in our own country of course increases in rates of bad debt and of course repossessions.

I'd say my job I suppose and my privilege and my responsibility as the alterative Prime Minister of Australia, and a member of parliament, is frequently to balance good policy with the needs, aspirations and to give voice to everyday Australians. I only say, in relation to repossessions, having had some experience in my early life being directly involved with it on the receiving end, caring for families who were losing their homes and small businesses, that, and I know everyone in this room appreciates it but it is a gut wrenching experience. And I think anyone that suggests that it's not equally a significant experience for those who are the lenders misunderstands the nature of what you do and how many of you do it."

 

Then went on radio the next day and tried to spin what he told the bankers

"QUESTION:

Now, there's an interesting story in today's Daily Telegraph in Sydney and it quotes you virtually sticking up for the banks and I know what you were at a financiers meeting and you sort of said that people who do these expulsions have feelings as well, but I doubt whether it is a reasonable proposition to compare the emotional dynamics of those doing the expelling as to those expelled who don't have a place to live. Now have you backed the wrong horse here?

DR NELSON:

Well, look Leon in fact what I said was I was at Lowood which is an hour out of Brisbane earlier in the week and I was filling up a woman's car with petrol and she said, 'Brendan, I can only afford $30 worth, I've got to go and buy groceries, we've got kids to feed and we've got a home loan', and another woman while I was there by the way put $5 worth of petrol in the car. I said to the people in the finance sector: those are the people who are on the receiving end of the policies which you drive. And I was particularly angry about comments made by the Governor of the Reserve Bank which I criticised last week as being insensitive. What I also said yesterday, by the way, was that those people who are actually in the end are foreclosing on people's homes in this environment where interest rates are going up, they also have a difficult job. But you're absolutely right. I mean I spent 10 years of my life working with families who are losing their homes and there's no comparison."

 

The Coalition only stands candidates for its own benefit O.K. - b**ger the voters

"Well look the only thing that I will say is that every member of parliament elected in November last year has a responsibility to his or her electorate to work as hard as they possibly can for them. I'm not going to contribute to any speculation about the future or otherwise of any member of parliament.

As far as Gippsland is concerned, the normal processes of the Liberal Party, and the Victorian division of the Liberal Party, are already in train. We will do what is best for the people of Gippsland and we will do what is best for the Coalition."

 

Somewhere in the backroom of the Liberal Party organisation there is sure to be an echo of this conversation occurring right now, as Malcolm Turnbull waits to suit up for his own interstellar journey.

 

Dr. Frank Poole: Well, whaddya think?
Dave Bowman: I'm not sure, what do you think?
Dr. Frank Poole: I've got a bad feeling about him.
Dave Bowman: You do?
Dr. Frank Poole: Yeah, definitely. Don't you?
Dave Bowman: [sighs] I don't know; I think so. You know of course though he's right about the 9000 series having a perfect operational record. They do.
Dr. Frank Poole: Unfortunately that sounds a little like famous last words.
Dave Bowman: Yeah? Still it was his idea to carry out the failure mode analysis experiment. Should certainly indicate his integrity and self-confidence. If he were wrong it would be the surest way of proving it.
Dr. Frank Poole: It would be if he knew he was wrong. Look Dave I can't put my finger on it but I sense something strange about him.
Dave Bowman: [sigh] Still I can't think of a good reason not to put back the number one unit and carry on with the failure mode analysis.
Dr. Frank Poole: No - no I agree about that.
Dave Bowman: Well let's get on with it.
Dr. Frank Poole: Okay. Well look Dave. Let's say we put the unit back and it doesn't fail uh? That would pretty well wrap it up as far as HAL was concerned wouldn't it?
Dave Bowman: Well, we'd be in very serious trouble.
Dr. Frank Poole: We would, wouldn't we. What the hell could we do?
Dave Bowman: [sigh] Well we wouldn't have too many alternatives.
Dr. Frank Poole: I don't think we'd have any alternatives. There isn't a single aspect of ship operations that isn't under his control. If he were proven to be malfunctioning I wouldn't see how we'd have any choice but disconnection.
Dave Bowman: I'm afraid I agree with you. 

Red Faces at The Daily Examiner in Grafton

Grafton's Daily Examiner, which circulates in the Clarence valley, has produced yet another blooper. And, this time it is a really big one!

In its latest stuff-up The Examiner ran a page 1 report today - Friday 4 April 2008 - that said a construction site worker who was injured on the job on Thursday died last night in hospital.

But, hold the presses. The worker didn't die as was reported - he was reported to be still alive today (Friday), but seriously injured.

How did the Examiner manage to produce this monumental stuff up?

Don't know?

Perhaps it's The Examiner's revolving door employment policy, which is similar to that of other rags that come out of APN's stable of publications.

ABC Radio gets top marks. It reported the incident accurately. Read its report here.

Coalition position worsens as Howard history resurfaces

Liberal leader Brendan Nelson's listening tour is turning into a running joke with Crikey's sale of I brake for Brendan Nelson's hair bumper stickers, Nationals leader Warren Truss is morphing into the invisible man due to lack of media attention, former Agriculture Minister Peter McGauran is dishonouring his contract with the Gippsland electorate and jumping ship because he doesn't like being on the opposition benches, and now the Maritime Workers Union (MWU) appears likely to get its hands on non-embargoed government documents which may go some way to proving that the former Howard Government breached its own industrial relations law in order to break Australian waterfront workers.
Matters do not grow any easier for a Coalition out of government and out of favour.

John Howard was prime minister at the time and defended his handling of the dispute.
"It was my government that changed the law to make it possible for the monopoly on the supplier of waterfront labour by the Maritime Union to be broken," Mr Howard said.
"It is important to understand that the Maritime Union of Australia is attempting to defend the indefensible."

If the MWU is successful with another freedom of information application, the Liberal Party in particular may learn what it means to live in interesting times. If Julie Bishop's response is any indication, party members are afraid of what will out.

Ringing in the changes - that Nimbin pot debate again

It's almost become a way to mark the change of seasons on parts of the NSW North Coast, marijuana is in the news and being debated again.

 

Yesterday The Northern Star featured this article.

 

THE police raids on Nimbin's Museum and Hemp Embassy on Tuesday have sparked calls for the North Coast to lead a trial to develop a model for decriminalising marijuana.

Hemp Embassy President Michael Balderstone made the suggestion on ABC radio and the idea was widely supported by talkback callers.

Byron Shire mayor Jan Barham said she had discussed the idea with Mr Balderstone in the past.

"We've discussed a planning model and how you would go about it. You'd have to do a trial with a risk analysis. The idea of having only one location is not a good way to trial something, so it would have to be done regionally so you don't create a honey pot situation," she said.

"Hypothetically, if you were going to move beyond the current situation, you'd have to do a trial and if there was any region in Australia (where it could work) then the North Coast is where you'd think to do it because of the situation here. People have an awareness of its use and think beyond the constraints of it being a criminal issue."

Mr Balderstone said he had had several 'off the record' conversations with police officers who didn't agree with the current drug laws.

Brendan's road diary appears to have taken a detour

Opposition Leader Brendan Nelson had a beaut idea about his 17-day Listening Tour of Australia. He'd keep an internet diary on the road.

The diary ran for three days and then disappeared yesterday.

Was it something the blogosphere said, Bren?

Total Environment Centre goes to bat against NSW Planning Minister Sartor's poor policy

MEDIA RELEASE – 3rd April 2008

Planning reform groundswell:
104 groups reject Sartor's changes

Over 100 peak and regional environment and community organisations have today written to the NSW Premier outlining 6 key areas where the Environmental Planning and Assessment Act 1979 (EP&A Act) must be reformed to restore (EP&A Act) must be reformed to restore community participation in the planning process.
The letter also tells The Premier that changes to the NSW Planning System, proposed by Planning Minister Sartor, will only serve to further alienate the community from the process.
"There is a growing sentiment among the general community that the NSW Government is going too far and the Premier would do well to listen to these concerns," said TEC Director Jeff Angel.
"Since the introduction of Part 3A into the EP&A Act, the balance has shifted from an Act that guarantees public participation and environmental assessment to one that hands developers more exemptions and less accountability.
"The planned reforms will only see an increase in the number of loopholes developers can jump through to avoid scrutiny. They also open the door for unhealthy relationships to form between developers and private certifiers.
"What is required is an EP&A Act with strong principles of ecologically sustainable development, contains genuine environmental assessment provisions and reinstates genuine public participation."

Contact: Jeff Angel or Leigh Martin on 92613437
TOTAL ENVIRONMENT CENTRE INC.
LEVEL 4, 78 LIVERPOOL STREET, SYDNEY, NSW 2000
Ph: 02 9261 3437 Fax 02 9261 3990
www.tec.org.au

Young Liberals: deluded, dangerous and at university

I would like to think that this piece in The Sydney Morning Herald was a leg pull. Unfortunately it isn't. The Young Liberals have started a campus witch hunt worthy of Salem.

The black posters started cropping up on university campuses early this month. A gagged, wide-eyed youth stares out from the top corner. "Record biased lecturers," the posters scream. "Scan biased textbooks. Report incidents of bias. Education. Not Indoctrination."---
"Lecturers and tutors are brazenly forcing students to agree with their political or ideological views and we want to catch them doing it," Noel McCoy, president of the Young Liberals, told reporters at the recent launch of the campaign.
Collating evidence of bias is the first step before asking the university senate to conduct an inquiry, McCoy says.

Ah, conservative uni students. Those poor (only a figure of speech because those coming from true comparative poverty rarely progress to higher education) deluded souls who always kick and buck when their own inherited world views are even mildly challenged.

This quadrangle tantrum would be barely tolerable if most were attending lectures in the pursuit of knowledge and informed debate, but all they are chasing is that piece of paper which allows them entry into a lucrative profession.

Modern professions of course demand a demonstrable degree of conformity of thought or practice to gain entry to what is sometimes almost a closed shop, so before Noel McCoy begins to make some tutor's life miserable he might like to consider the possibility that he is/was at university to be 'trained'.
Mr. McCoy would be the first to cry foul if he found the university hadn't provided him with this guild handshake.
Any knowledge or exploration of ideas that may come a student's way in pursuit of a degree are icing on the cake and deeper exploration of any subject must ultimately be on his/her own initiative.

Oh so earnest Young Liberals, here's the reality - you are not brighter than the average bear, you possess no unique pearls of wisdom, neither are you in some way special. You just happen to be there.

So try to at least leave your alma mater as you found it - still attempting to hold its head above the black pall created by Joe McCarthy's putative heirs and John Howard's tertiary education funding parsimony.

North Coast Area Health Service 'surge beds' issue still not resolved

The NSW Nurses Association is still waiting for the North Coast Area Health Service (NCAHS) to release an explanatory statement concerning its introduction of 'surge beds' in local public hospitals.

Surge beds are by definition additional inpatient beds which become available during epidemics, natural disasters and bioterrorism events.
Though in the case of NSW Health and NCAHS it appears that the label 'surge beds' is being used to withdraw existing hospital beds from daily use and reduce staffing levels.

After the fact consultations with the 14 hospitals involved do not appear to have engendered confidence within medical circles.
Which leaves many North Coast residents concerned about the present focus of regional health planning, if word games and bean counting are considered more important than people.