Friday 3 September 2010

Sweetest headlines of them all this week



Fred Nile caught in web porn scandal


Nile’s porn excuse doesn’t hold water

200,000 connections to porn sites on the Netz?
Wasn't me and researcher didn't inhale?
Tut, tut Reverend Nile!



Update:

In Teh Oz on 4th September - News site 'adult' in audit of MP usage

Thursday 2 September 2010

Chr*st on a bike!


Just when it felt safe to get back in the water, along comes this from the abacus of Antony Green over at Australia Votes 2010:

Senate Results - South Australia

Elected Candidates

CandidateParty
1Alex GALLACHERAustralian Labor Party
2Mary Jo FISHERLiberal Party
3Anne McEWENAustralian Labor Party
4Sean EDWARDSLiberal Party
5Penny WRIGHTAustralian Greens
6Bob DAYFamily First Party

Detailed Results
  • Percentage vote counted: 82.57%
  • Quota: 125724 votes

On Twitter:

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#ausvotes Bob Day of Family First pulls ahead of Liberals in race for SA Senate seat. May be only temporarly http://bit.ly/bLdMVT

Uralla, Walcha and their hinterlands


First stop today was Uralla. The town centre's streetscape is highlighted by the New England Highway that runs north-south through the town's business district.

A panoramic view of Uralla can be had from a lookout on Mt Mutton which is to the west of the township.

If one spends any length of time in this small township then one simply has to check out the grave of C19th bushranger Fred Ward alias "Captain Thunderbolt".


A very interesting conversation was had with a local wool merchant who provided us with a detailed account of how the wool buying firm purchases (mainly) local fleeces and exports them to China.


Morning tea was had at Uralla's Galloping Gourmet. The cake we had featured apples, dates and coconut- it was absolutely scrumptious. If you're ever in Uralla you simply must taste the GG's cakes.


We then journeyed to the east of Uralla and visited the Gostwyck area where the focus is a quaint little village that is now privately owned. Although we were not able to visit the village or the nearby Deeargee woolshed we did manage a stopover at the Gostwyck chapel.


Then, it was off to Walcha, via Kentucky. This very productive sheep and cattle country appears to be set for a very healthy spring and summer. Dams are full and streams are flowing. Actually, we were somewhat surprised to find one causeway was still covered with water and that necessitated a committee decision about whether we should navigate the waters or opt for an alternative form of action.

After much deliberation the consensus of the touring party was that we couldn't wimp it - no such obstacle was going to prevent us reaching our planned destination, Walcha.

We arrived for a rather late lunch at Cafe Graze, which proudly boasts that it enjoys 2010 SMH Good Food Guide status. Lunch was a very generous helping of Sweet Potato and Pear Soup, accompanied by thick crusty toast - just the tucker for us as we prepared for a coolish afternoon.


An afternoon walk around the township enabled us to chat with a number of locals. One couple of mature-aged citizens gave us a very detailed description of major flooding the Walcha township experienced when it was inundated by a raging Apsley River in the early 1960s. These days the town is protected by flood walls on both sides of the river.

Another local, a long-term teacher at the local central school, gave us a detailed account of buildings in the town's centre.

Australian Labor Party redeems itself in historic agreement with The Greens in Federal Parliament [Transcript]


The Australian Labor Party entered into an historic agreement with The Greens on 1 September 2010.

This agreement comes into effect when federal government is formed after the results of the 21 August 2010 general election are declared.

It resets the national agenda in relation to climate change, constitutional recognition of Australia's first peoples, situating local government within the constitution, parliamentary reform and political donations among other matters.

As the goodwill this agreement represents does not appear entirely dependent on Labor forming a minority government, it also potentially creates a formidable force the Coalition and Tony Abbott may have to deal with as a political reality for the next three years at least.

Full transcript here.

It's a slow news week so let's hunt bogans


It is obviously a slow news week at The Daily Examiner in Grafton on the NSW North Coast.
On Page 4 last Monday it ran a story about the dreaded bogan, inserted what looks like a staged photograph and happily added to the stereotyping with a list:

SOMEWHERE, sometime during our lives we have all encountered someone we would say is a "bogan".
Those flannelette shirt-wearing, double-plugger rubber thong-sporting, stubbies shorts/tracky dacks-clad types with their mullet hairdos and trucker caps.
The stereotype of the bogan has been largely shaped by the media's perception of a certain class of Aussies, typically working class or unemployed.....

Bogan check list
You're a bogan if...
You wear the brand "UNIT" all over you
You wear white-framed sunnies
You wear big studs on your belt and your pants around your ankles
You wear ugg boots, short shorts and a big floppy jumper
You wear rip-off Holden racing team shirts
You wear your boxers higher than your pants
You let fireworks off in your backyard just for something to do
You wear more bling than a famous person
You've ever rolled a smoke
You've ever gone fishing with more beer than bait
You only go to the pub in happy hour cause you're too stingy to pay full price
You go to the pub and fill up on bar snacks so you don't have to cook dinner
You've ever driven a Datsun
You've ever taped your sunnies back together
You've ever had a fire in a 44 gallon drum
You go to garage sales
You've ever drunk VB in a can
You have ever driven all the way to Grafton from the Lower Clarence just for Maccas
You've ever worn a bandana under your flat rimmed hat
You own one of the many cars that line up in Prince Street, Grafton of a night to show off your Commodore or Falcon
You go to the speedway and take frozen leftovers for dinner in an esky
You wear a flanny undone with jeans and no shoes
You put your cigarette behind your ear.