Five short words for Mick Keelty

Keelty to tell court Rush was a minor player

Too little, too bluidy late!

Oakeshott as Speaker of the House?

If Rob Oakeshott were to become Speaker of the House of Representatives 2010 may yet go down in Australian history as the year of the most theatrical 'dragging to the chair' on record.
Indeed probably the most undignified installation since the 13th century.

Seventeen minute rulings on points of order during Question Time might become the norm. With hammed softshoe segues for the benefit of the visitor's gallery.

It would be hard to imagine anyone less likely to be able to manage a fractious Lower House or preside over Department of the House of Representatives .
Harry Jenkins' jaw must have dropped when he first heard of Oakeshott's ambition to replace him.

Still Oakeshott would easily live up to an early description of the office of speaker - The Mouth.

However, it may be a position Labor wants Oakeshott to fill in the hope it will lessen the chance that he will recant his support of the Gillard Government.

Being of a cynical turn of mind I recall that The Speaker receives an additional salary and expense of office allowance (slightly more than those of the majority of Ministers) in addition to salary and allowances as a Member of Parliament.

Power, extra money and on camera every day the House is sitting. Aaahh......................

The Australian online poll on 15 September 2010

Hartsuyker shuffled into yet another minor shadow ministry

No matter which way you look at it the Nationals Luke Hartsuyker has lost out in the gravitas stakes in Tony Abbott's shadow ministry reshuffle - leaving him tagging yet another minor ministry.
He's still chasing the snake's tail as Shadow Minister for Sport and Youth with Spokesperson for Regional Communications tacked on, which follows on from the minor Shadow Consumer Affairs, Financial Services, Superannuation and Corporate Law position he previously held.
Obviously Luke doesn't yet have the full confidence of his leaders outside of the one area in which he sometimes excels - creating havoc on the floor of the House as Deputy to 'Poodle' Pyne's Manager of Opposition Business.
I predict that Malcolm Turnbull is going to find his colleague something of an embarrassment whenever he opens his mouth on regional communications.

Federal Politics 2010 Crib Sheet: who's shadowing whom

The Gillard Ministry and its Opposition counterparts are set out here in a rough preliminary guide to the principal House of Representatives and Senate shadow ministers, shadow parliamentary secretaries and spokespersons.

Feel free to expand this list by adding names in the comments section below this post.

Government members are printed in black and underneath their names the Opposition members having shadow responsibility for all or part of ministerial portfolios are set out in red.

CABINET

Julia Gillard, Prime Minister

Tony Abbott

Eric Abetz

Wayne Swan, Deputy Prime Minister and Treasurer

Julie Bishop

Joe Hockey

Mathias Cormann

Chris Evans, Minister for Jobs, Skills, Workplace Relations and Tertiary Education

Eric Abetz

Brett Mason

Christopher Pyne

Sussan Ley

Stephen Conroy, Minister for Broadband, Communications and the Digital Economy; Minister Assisting the Prime Minister on Digital Productivity

Malcolm Turnbull

Simon Crean, Minister for Regional Australia, Regional Development and Local Government; Minister for the Arts

George Brandis

Barnaby Joyce

Bob Baldwin

Ian MacDonald

Kevin Rudd, Minister for Foreign Affairs

Julie Bishop

David Johnston

Stephen Smith, Minister for Defence

David Johnston

Chris Bowen, Minister for Immigration and Citizenship

Scott Morrison

Anthony Albanese, Minister for Infrastructure and Transport

Warren Truss

Barnaby Joyce

Nicola Roxon, Minister for Health and Ageing

Peter Dutton

Bronwyn Bishop

Concetta Fierravanti-Wells

Jenny Macklin, Minister for Families, Housing, Community Services and Indigenous Affairs

Mitch Fifield

Sussan Ley

Nigel Scullion

Kevin Andrews

Marese Payne

Tony Burke, Minister for Sustainable Population, Communities, Environment and Water

Scott Morrison

Penny Wong, Minister for Finance and Deregulation

Andrew Robb

Peter Garrett, Minister for Schools, Early Childhood and Youth

Christopher Pyne

Fiona Nash

Kim Carr, Minister for Innovation, Industry, Science and Research

Sophie Mirabella

Richard Colebeck

Robert McClelland, Attorney-General

George Brandis

Joe Ludwig, Minister for Agriculture, Fisheries and Forestry

John Cobb

Martin Ferguson, Minister for Resources, Energy and Tourism

Ian McFarlane

Bob Baldwin

Greg Combet, Minister for Climate Change and Energy Efficiency

Greg Hunt

Craig Emerson, Minister for Trade

Julie Bishop

MINISTERS

Tanya Plibersek, Minister for Human Services; Minister for Social Inclusion

Brendan O'Connor, Minister for Home Affairs and Justice; Minister for Privacy and FOI

Michael Keenan

Kate Ellis, Minister for Employment Participation, Childcare and the Status of Women

Sussan Ley

Mark Arbib, Minister for Indigenous Employment and Economic Development; Minister for Sport; Minister for Social Housing and Homelessness

Luke Hartsuyker

Fiona Nash

Nick Sherry, Minister for Small Business; Minister Assisting the Minister for Tourism

Bruce Billson

Bob Baldwin

Warren Snowdon, Minister for Indigenous Health, Veterans' Affairs and Defence Science and Personnel

Michael Ronaldson

Stuart Robert

Bill Shorten, Assistant Treasurer; Minister for Financial Services and Superannuation

Mathias Cormann

Mark Butler, Minister for Mental Health and Ageing

Bronwyn Bishop

Gary Gray, Special Minister of State

Bronwyn Bishop

Jason Clare, Minister for Defence Materiel

PARLIAMENTARY SECRETARIES

David Bradbury, Treasury

Tony Smith

Jacinta Collins, Education, Employment and Workplace Relations

Julie Collins, Families, Housing, Community Services and Indigenous Affairs

Mark Dreyfus, Climate Change and Energy Efficiency; Cabinet Secretary

Justine Elliot, Foreign Affairs and Trade

Teresa Gambaro

Don Farrell, Sustainable Population, Communities, Environment and Water

Mike Kelly, Agriculture, Fisheries and Forestry

Catherine King, Health and Ageing; Infrastructure and Transport

Darren Chester

Kate Lundy, Immigration and Citizenship; Prime Minister and Cabinet

Corey Bernardi

David Feeney, Defence

Jan McLucas, Families, Housing, Community Services and Indigenous Affairs

Scott Ryan

Richard Marles, Foreign Affairs and Trade

Gary Humphries, Fiona Nash, Don Randall, Simon Birmingham, Ian McFarlane, Micaelia Cash, Andrew Laming, Richard Colbeck, Andrew Southcott - shadow parliamentary secretaries for Attorney General, Regional Education, Local Government , Murray-Darling, Rural Remote Australia, Immigration, Regional & Indigenous Health, Fisheries & Forestry Innovation & Science, Primary Health Care, respectively.

Phillip Ruddock, Shadow Cabinet Secretary

Koi Kids are opening act at Lismore Show's Under The Tent music event, Saturday 23 October 2010

The very talented Koi Kids, 2010 winners of "Best Youth" at the NSW North Coast Dolphin Awards, are the opening act in a full and diverse day of music from midday to late at the North Coast National (Lismore Show) on 23 October 2010.

The Tendons, The Re-Mains, Sara Tindley and her Kingfishers, Holly Throsby, Peno and Salmon, and Ed Kuepper will be rocking along on the day for your enjoyment.

Under The Tent at the Lismore Show is free once you have gained admission to the North Coast National. Tickets available at www.norpa.org.au, at Newcastle Permanent branches or at the gate on the day and start from $8 . Early bird tickets available until October 15.

The Koi Kids are also booked to perform at the earlier Nimbin Music Festival at the Nimbin Showground on 2nd & 3rd October, where fifty acts are expected over that long weekend.

October is a music month on the NSW North Coast - join us for the fun!

Locals turn their backs on eco vandals at Coffs rally?

I've had enough of listening to all that whinging and whining coming from the mouths of recreational fishermen over the fact that marine parks and no-go areas have been created along the NSW North Coast.

If you keep your eyes open it isn't hard to find illegal crab pots littering coastal estuaries and lakes, fellas regularly taking home undersize catches or even using their outboard motors to cut into protected sea grass beds so that they can plop their boats in the middle of a fish feeding spot.

And they wonder why the fishing isn't what it used to be!

It seems that I'm not alone in thinking that these moaning minnies are more than a little hypocritical. When some of their ilk held a rally last Sunday against plans for the Solitary Island Marine Park only around 130 people turned up.