Nelson hit in the face with a dead mullet during Question Time

Opposition leader Brendan Nelson learnt a hard lesson yesterday when he asked the first Question Without Notice of the 42nd Commonwealth Parliament.

Don't mention election promises, because your own party's track record is bound to be dismal. 

That's why election promises exist - to fill the holes in an incumbent government's policy.

Before Nelson had even finished his question on lower grocery and petrol prices you could almost see that wet fish being pulled out of the bucket and heading towards his unfortunate head.

Rudder's reply was a small gem in its own right.

"In the period of the previous government, which had more than 11 years to act on both these matters, they did nothing and nothing. I would strongly suggest that the leader of the opposition reflects on the performance of his government in relation to these matters before reflecting on what might be achieved through both of the measures we promised in opposition and have delivered on.''

One almost had to feel sorry for the little fella now on the wrong side of the dispatch box.