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Abbott's positively negative
in the words of Mike Carlton …..
Dear Sir/Madam
Congratulations! The moment you've been waiting for is here. It's the once in a lifetime opportunity for your business, workplace or sports club to join Tony Abbott in his fight to say NO to the Brown-Gillard socialist government.
You've seen it on television. Every day, Tony is out there at shops, farms, mines, factories and athletic events around Australia, demonstrating his genuine understanding of real Aussies in every walk of life. It might be making sandwiches, laying bricks, driving a backhoe or even running a marathon: there's nothing he won't try. In Afghanistan recently he even donned an army bomb disposal suit for the cameras.
Now you can be part of this exciting TV campaign. Your place of work or leisure might be an ideal location for Tony to visit. See how many of these boxes you can tick:
❏ Yes, we want to say NO to the Brown- Gillard socialist wreckers.
❏ We would welcome a Tony Abbott TV appearance at our business or sporting event.
❏ We have a hard hat and fluoro safety vest for Tony to wear (or other uniform/protective clothing).
❏ Tony could appear in Speedos, cyclists' Lycra or other sports gear as appropriate.
❏ We have a tractor/forklift/hammer/bicycle/surfboard (or other equipment) for Tony to pose with.
❏ Anyone hostile to Tony can be kept away from the cameras.
❏ We are not connected to any gay, lesbian, feminist, Islamic, refugee, trade union, environmental or other left-wing group.
If this is you, then seize the moment. Say YES to say NO. Contact Tony's office at Parliament House, Canberra, and we'll arrange a visit. And please note, too, that Tony is also available for private lunches or dinners with selected conservative media commentators.
Sincerely,
Brian Inane,
Federal Director (Photo Opportunities)
Liberal Party of Australia
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