1. You still refer to your life partner as The Wife or The Little Woman and expect her to vote as you do.
2. When it comes to forming an opinion, you believe everything you hear from the resident ‘expert’ at local golf, bowling, RSL, Rotary, and Lions clubs.
3. You’re so Green-averse that peas, beans and broccoli are banned from the dinner plate.
4. Even though you live in town and rarely go bush, you own two hunting rifles and enough ammo to start a small war.
5. You really believe that there is a female first name spelt JuLIAR.
6. Listening to radio shock jocks like Alan Jones and Ray Hadley are a favourite pastime.
7. You just know there IS a world-wide conspiracy by climate scientists and it’s aimed directly at you and your wallet.
8. You accept the notion that Australian democracy as we know it died on the 1st July 2012 when national carbon pricing and the mining tax commenced.
9. You think Andrew Bolt knows what he’s talking about and are one of the dwindling band who watch his television show.
10. A portrait of Opposition Leader Tony Abbott hangs in the family room at home.
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Another "tosser" sign - you actually read the rubbish written on this site by the deluded few!
Heres a few more intelligent quotes written by people who have actually achieved something in their lives!
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for...another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work, because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that is the beginning of the end of any nation!
Judging from your reaction, yambaman, it seems you feel that you are nailed by the 10 Signs.
ROFLOL! Yambaman Dave has swallowed a mouthful of quotes from a now deceased American TV evangelist at the Love Worth Finding Ministeries.
The only thing that man achieved was to perfect the art of extracting donations from his 'flock".
Nailed by 3, 5, 7, 8, 9 Anonymous and happy to be - here's a few more great truths (my particular favorites are nos 4, 5, 8, 9, 10, 13, 14, 19, 21), this site sure needs them!
1. In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is a congress. -- John Adams.
2. If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. -- Mark Twain.
3. Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself. -- Mark Twain.
4. I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. -- Winston Churchill.
5. A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. -- George Bernard Shaw.
6. A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. -- G. Gordon Liddy.
7. Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. -- James Bovard , Civil Libertarian (1994).
8. Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. -- Douglas Casey , Classmate of Bill Clinton at George town University.
9. Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. -- P.J. O'Rourke , Civil Libertarian.
10. Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. -- Frederic Bastiat, French economist(1801-1850).
11. Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it. -- Ronald Reagan (1986).
12. I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. -- Will Rogers.
13. If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free! -- P.J. O'Rourke.
14. In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. -- Voltaire (1764).
15. Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you! -- Pericles (430B.C.).
16. No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session. -- Mark Twain (1866).
17. Talk is cheap...except when Congress does it. -- Anonymous.
18. The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other. -- Ronald Reagan.
19. The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery. -- Winston Churchill.
20. The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. -- Mark Twain.
21. The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. -- Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher (1820-1903).
22. There is no distinctly Native American criminal class...save Congress. -- Mark Twain.
23. What this country needs are more unemployed politicians. -- Edward Langley , Artist (1928-1995).
24. A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. -- Thomas Jefferson.
25. We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. -- Aesop.
Oh, it gets better and better. Now yambaman is quoting one of those convicted of felonies connected to the CRP Watergate conspiracy, wiretappings and burglaries, who served over 4 years in US federal prisons.
Also quoted YOU Anonymous "Talk is cheap" LOL
That quote is actually older than I am.
Looks like yambaman was tko'd by Anonymous. Tough luck Dave, stick to the golf.
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