Abbott, the girlie man

First came the old tonsorial comb over with a hint of Ashley Martin-style fuzz and a bit of extra shoulder padding on his freebie tailor-made suits, which went unremarked in the MSM, but even Teh Oz has finally noticed the clumsy botox slash skin peel facial! “Abbott - with a nice new wrinkle-free visage and an orange tan to match the most garish safety vest”