Monday 14 February 2022

In 2018 the Liberal MP for Cook & aspiring prime minister Scott John Morrison gave himself a nickname. In mid-February 2022 he now has another 252 nicknames & politically descriptive terms by which the voters of Australia know him



Liberal MP Scott John Morrison
Australian Prime Minister 24 August 2018 to ?



To mark the long and lingering death of democracy under the Abbott-Turnbull-Morrison Government - an update of the terms of 'endearment' applied to Scott John Morrison.

Self-proclaimed Scott ‘Scomo’ Morrison’s other nicknames and the descriptive political terms applied to him by the general public - in no particular order


#LiarFromTheShire #ScottyFromMarketing #ScumMo #SloMo #SmoKo #StuntMo #ScamMo #ScoMoFo #ScoMocchio #ProMo #FauxMo #CoalMo #GunnaDoMorrison #CrimeMinister #PrimeSinister #MorriScum #SloganBogan #ScoMoses #KoalaKiller #SmirkyMcSmirkface #TyphoidScotty #Bullshitboy #NotMyPM #ScottyFromSportsRorts #GrottyScotty #SideshowScott #TheJerkWithTheSmirk #TheEngadineShitter #HappyClappySloganBogan #ScottyNoMates #ScottyBornToShill #SnollygosterInChief #TrumpsBitch #ScoMoron #SmirkingSnake #SignificuntScotty #DeathMaker #ScottyTheAnnouncer #TheSmugThug #ScuntMo #JobShirker #JobDodger #ShirknSmirk #ScottyTheSaviour #MissionCreepMorrison #ScottyTheSimp #ScottyFromGilead #MaliciousMorrison #TrumpLite #ScottyTheBully #ScoFuckingMo #ScottyGanda #FoghornLiehorn #MansplainerInChief #Scooter #ScottyForPhotoShoots #ScottyThePoser #PerformativeShitclown #BunningsBoy #ScoVid #ScottyTheSkiver #PinchfartMorrison #ScottyWotty #ScottyNeverHelped #SnottyTheGrifter #RoboScomo #ScumNut #ScottyFromGasMarketing #ScottAllMouthNoTrousersMorrison #KimJongScottyUn #Scrotum #Fullofshiticus #ScottyGaveMeShingles #CaptainSmirk #McFuckface #SideshowScott #ScottyFromPhotoOps #DoughMo #ScottyTheUninvited #ScottyStoppedTheExports #ScottyThePutz #scottyfkntrump #SmirkAndMirrorsMorrison #ScottyNeverHelped #ScottyMIA #Slomoaf #InactionMan #SnakeOilScumo #NoShowMo #WhatsInItForScotty #ScottyTheFukwit #ScottyTheCharlatan #ScottyThe [insert swear or hands over mouth emoji here] #ScottyDoNothing #SnottieTheSpiv #ScottyTheVile #ShonkyFromTheStartScotty #ScottyKnew #ScottyFromCoverUps #ScottyTheRapistProtector #ScottyTheUnsavoury #ScottyTheQueueJumper #ScottyTheMisogynist #ScottyDoesNothing #PastorBumblefuck #ScottyIPromiseNotToShootWimmensMorrison #Squirmo #Scrotum #ScottyTheUnhinged #ScottyUnfitForOffice #LordSmirkington #ScottyTheGaslighter #ScottyFromDamageControl #SpinMeisterMorrison #ScottyTheLiar #ClotMorrison #Scoflake #ScareMo #MilkshakeMorrison #MealeyMouthMorriscum #ScottyBlahBlah #CanDooDooMorrison #MorrisonTheSpiritualAbuser #ScottyTheChosenOne #ScottyFromHillsong #ScottAlmighty #ScottyTheIntern #SquattyFromMarketing #MilkshakeTwerkinJerkinMotormouth #PariahFromTheShire #scroto #ElSmirko #ScottTheArseholePrick #ClottyTheEagleOfGod #TheLastKingofCookland #ScottyFromBlathering #Scomozzle #ScottyFromCarpeting #Scoff #Scovid #ScottyFromQanon #ScottyTheTosser #FakeScott #Moronson #ScottytheChildAbuser #ScottytheMonster #ScottyTheSerialUnderachiever #QanonPM #RoboSco #ScottyNoFriends #sQomo #Sqotty #QanonPM #ScottyFromStuffUps #LunaticInTheLodge #ScottyTheSuperSpreader #CrookFromCook #ClotMo #Smuggo #ScottyTheFaker #ScottyInHiding #ScottyTheProtocolCreep #ScottyTheObserver #ScottyTheAntichrist #SCOalMOle #ScottyTheDictator #ScottyFromHairPlugs #MorrisonTheOneManBand #WallpaperGuy #ScottyTheMaliciousAdvisor #ScottyFromMuppeting #ScottyTheBlameShifter #ScottyTheCoward #HuffMuffMorrison #SirMoron #MassMurdererMorrison #GotOffScottFreeMorrison #EvilBully #Clotty #Morrisogynist #AlohaScotty #IonlyHoldAPoseMorrison #JesusMorrison #ShoutyMcDickhead #ShoutyMcShoutface #ScottyFromGlasgow #PrimeMinisterForNSW #ScottyTheClimateFake #ComboverMorrison #LordOfTheLies #MorrisonTheDestroyer #TheAustralianWayPrimeFailure #PrimeFailureMorrison #ScottyHasAPamphlet #ScottyHasAPlan #ScottyThePariah #ScottyTheTraitor #ScottyTheLeaker #MorrisonPantsOnFire #DimwitDipshitDropkickClown #MorrisonNoShow #ScottyThePalterer #ScottyTheCoalFondler #LooseLipsMorrison #PrimeArsonist #ScottyThePathologicalLiar #TickTockScuntMo #ScottyTheSmugBastard #HawaiiScoMo #ScottyDontHoldAHose #ScottytheDogWhistler #ScottyTheNasty #TickTockScotty #CanDoCapitalismAndWontDoGovernmentMorrison #PrimeMemeMinister #ShanghaiScott #SnotMorrison #ScottytheLiarbyOmission #BooooScottyBoooo #BooHooScotty #ArrogantScott#SmirkingLumpOfSentientPizzaDough #Scomicron #ScottyCouldntGiveaRats #ScottyFromEugenics #RATPM #RestingSmugFace #PapaSmirk #ScottytheFailure #RentaGospelScottMorrison #MotormouthMorrison #PrimeMonsterMorrison #ScottyTheMediaWhore #GoSlowScomo #ScottTheUnlikeable #CantCountMorrison #ScottNoIdea #ScottyTheCreep #AbsoluteArseholeMorrison #ScottyFromHairdressing #ScottyNoEmpathy #ScottyTheWanker #PrimeIncompetent #ScottyTheIdiotInCharge #SensitiveScotty #ScottyTheTool #ScottyTheFraud #MorrisonTheCallousHypocrite #MorrisonFail #ShitshowMorrison #ScottyTheDickhead #ScottyTheShitMagnet #ScottyThePsycho #PsychoMo 252 Total as of 3pm 13 February 2022. This does not claim to be an exhaustive list.


By the time Australia goes to the polls in the forthcoming 2022 federal general election it might just be that the Morrison count will have reached 300.


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