When reading today's Northern Star I had to check that it wasn't April 1.
Today's Star reports:
Now you can "let it rip" in public without reproach thanks to a North
Coast TAFE student who has introduced new underwear to Australia
designed to mask the smell of farts.
Proving you are never too old for a fart joke, Wayne Hooper, 62, has
just launched his Cheeky Wearables website selling underwear made with
high-tech fabric claimed to absorb the odour of flatulence.
"This material, Zorflex, is a carbon-absorbent cloth that can absorb
the toxicity of 200 times the average fart," Mr Hooper, of Tweed Shire,
said.
"Farts are tame compared to the chemical warfare this material was designed to cope with."
The former film editor discovered the UK-made fart-proof pants while
researching wearable technology as part of a Certificate IV course in IT
Technology he has been studying at Kingscliff TAFE.
"Instead of doing the project as an experiment, when I came across
these pants I decided I would start up a business and I am now the
Australian distributor," he said.
The "flatulence filtering" underwear have the activated carbon cloth
sandwiched between layers of regular fabric, and this specialty layer
absorbs and traps fart odour.
"The average person will fart 14 times a day," he said.
"The pants won't mask the sound, but they will absorb the smell."
While farting is a perfectly natural body action, the smell is
considered anti-social and the pants could help in those awkward
situations like being caught in a lift, out on a date or while working
out at the gym, Mr Hooper said.
The fart-proof pants are available in gift boxes, cost no more than
Calvin Klein's designer underwear and could make the ideal Christmas
gift to ward off fruit cake-induced flatulence.
Mr Hooper's website design will be among the projects by Kingscliff and
Murwillumbah TAFE Creative Arts, Multimedia and Web Design students to
be exhibited on Friday at the Synectic Exhibitions at the Kingscliff
campus.
And just in case you think I'm pulling your leg about today's date, read the real thing in the Star here.
Credits: The Northern Star, 25/11/2014
