If the killer tomatoes don't get you that half-glass of wine will!

Non-iodised salt is bad for you. So is refined sugar. Ditto caffeine, processed meat, dairy fats and all those trans-thingummyjigs. Nicotine of course will almost always kill you.

It's not healthy to drink water during a meal, it's unhealthy to drink water at the end of a meal.
Food dyes, MSG and food cooked over charcoal or in a microwave are harmful. No wait, well maybe. Fresh air good. Sunlight dangerous.

Exercise every single day to live longer. You don't have to exercise each day to live longer.
Don't make your home near power lines, main roads or mail clearing centres (someone may go postal).
Cities are unhealthy places, however you will get sicker during an illness if you live in the country.
Pain is universal, but you will feel less of it if you are well off.
Your fate is in your genes. No your fate is in your own hands.

In whatever manner you behave you might eventually die from SARS, bird flu, haemorrhagic fever, tidal wave, hang nail or an attack of the killer tomatoes. The experts all agree - every body dies!

Now we're told that imbibing any alcohol whatsoever will eventually raise our cancer risk.

For heavens sake - will those professional moral panickers forever running to the media give us all a break. Modern life is full of risk, every day and every minute. Life's like that. In fact it has been like that since the world began.
Because life is more than the political agendas of professors, politicians, parsons and bureaucrats.

Psst....heard the one about a republic?

Anyone else notice just how fast talk of an Australian republic died down after Federal Labor's Australia 2020 summiteers disappeared into the sunset?
Roy Morgan Research gives a clue as to why in the results of a telephone poll taken last weekend.

In early May 45% (down 6% since Feb. 2005) believe Australia should become a Republic with an elected President, while 42% (up 2%) support Australia remaining a Monarchy and 13% (up 4%) are undecided — according to a special Morgan Poll of Australians taken last weekend (May 3/4, 2008).---
Gary Morgan says:
“Despite the discussion generated at the recent 2020 Summit on Australia’s future, Australians’ support for becoming a Republic with an elected President has fallen to its lowest level in nearly 15 years.
“Roy Morgan ‘Issues Research’ due to be released next week at the Future Summit shows Australians are more concerned with economic and environmental issues than they are with symbolic issues involving changes to the Australian Constitution that has worked well for over a century.
"What would please the Monarchists is 64% of those aged 14-17 say Australia should remain a Monarchy, with 23% supporting a Republic and 13% undecided."
“Kevin Rudd and his “Republican” colleagues should forget about changing the Constitution over the next few years and concentrate on making sure working Australians can “survive” with higher interest rates and higher prices.”

Even those of us, who are less in love with a monarchy than they are deeply afraid of what politicians and elites (who believe in the divine right of each to govern the majority) would do to the Constitution, will be pleased to see Kevin Rudd get a black eye on this issue.
It was arrogant of him to try and force a debate in the first place.

The low dingo intends government to be carbon neutral by 2020

Little Morrie Iemma was shouting it from the rooftops yesterday.
"The Government's plans to become carbon neutral include reducing green house gas emissions from building energy use to year 2000 levels by 2020."

Yeah right - take another twelve years to get government administrative operations and buildings to go carbon neutral.
While this year or next you privatise, and remove from full state control, that dirty greenhouse gas producing electricity industry for the multinationals to play ducks and drakes with.
Morrie you're a low dingo.

Telstra drops appeal against ACCC now patchy Next G network in place

ABC News yesterday.

 

The Australian Competition and Consumer Commission says Telstra has dropped an appeal against findings that the marketing of its Next G mobile phone network was misleading.

The Federal Court ruled that Telstra had been deceiving by claiming that Next G gives coverage equal to or better than the CDMA network.

Telstra must now pay the ACCC's legal costs.

 

This is what Telstra now says of Next G with the CDMA network finally closed down since the end of April.

 

Like any other mobile network, Next G mobile telephone coverage depends in part on where you are, what particular handset you are using and whether your handset has an external antenna attached.