Saturday, 1 March 2008

Matthew Hayden - too big for his boots

Just in case his team mates hadn't done enough to disgrace themselves and the national team this season, Australian cricketer Matthew Hayden did his bit with his outburst this week in relation to Indian spinner Harbhajan Singh.

Really, Hayden, like a number of his team mates, has lost the plot. And, where's Cricket Australia standing in relation to this matter? Yes, of course, it is out to lunch yet again!

There can be no ifs or buts. Hayden and his team mates need to have a good, hard look at themselves.

Despite protests and claims that their actions have been harmless Hayden and his team mates who displayed similar behaviours this season are a national disgrace.

Turnbull's many pennies from heaven

Pssst ... want a few sly million?

Well, of course! And, why not?

Then contact Malcolm Turnbull.

ABC News reports

that Shadow Treasurer Malcolm Turnbull has some explaining to do over a generous grant he made at the start of last year's election campaign.

Treasurer Wayne Swan says Turnbull granted $10 million to a corporation for the trial of new rainfall enhancement technology when his department recommended they only be given $2 million.

"That grant was five times the recommended amount of money that his department put forward," Swan said.

"Secondly Mr Turnbull signed off on that grant one day after the announcement of the election campaign in October and two days before the close of the writs."

$$$$$$$$$$$$$

This sounds a big bit suss! Turnbull has some answering to do.

Hopefully, he'll provides the answers before he gets bogged down with his homework in relation to a little matter about HIH.

Rumour has it that "Talcum Murnbull", a new men's toiletry product, will be available in stores soon.

Watch this space.



Read the report at http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/03/01/2177248.htm

A taste of things to come on the NSW North Coast?

While an Australian court has ruled that potential impacts of climate change need to be considered in a specific rezoning and development matter, the big legal issues are still before home owners living in vulnerable areas on the NSW coast.
Federal, state and local government, along with developers and industry, may find that a body of legal precedent is being created while they continue to sit on their hands or totally ignore the issues.

In recent times Alaska has seen a number of communities become
proactive as the historical climate changes for the worst in that region.

"SAN FRANCISCO — Lawyers for the
Alaska Native coastal village of Kivalina, which is being forced to relocate because of flooding caused by the changing Arctic climate, filed suit in federal court here Tuesday arguing that 5 oil companies, 14 electric utilities and the country’s largest coal company were responsible for the village’s woes.----
The suit is the latest effort to hold companies like BP America, Chevron, Peabody Energy, Duke Energy and the Southern Company responsible for the impact of
global warming because they emit millions of tons of greenhouse gases, or, in the case of Peabody, mine and market carbon-laden coal that is burned by others. It accused the companies of creating a public nuisance."

Obama wants you in a car and on your way to Rhode Island - right now!

As the US presidential nominee race speeds up in both the Republican and Democratic camps, those e-mails from the Obama for America team just keep coming.

Yesterday's e-mail

Dear [redacted],
Rhode Island's primary is next Tuesday, March 4th, and you can play a major role in this important contest.
Talking face-to-face with fellow voters is the most effective way to spread our message of change and Get Out The Vote for Barack.
In the days leading up to the primary -- and particularly on Primary Day itself -- supporters all across Rhode Island are organizing a statewide canvass.
Take a trip to Rhode Island, and join your fellow supporters in canvassing for Barack:
Grassroots organizing by supporters across the country has been essential to our success so far.
Thanks to you and your fellow supporters, we're going into the Rhode Island primary with the momentum of 11 straight wins.
The March 4th primaries could be the decisive moment that puts this movement over the top.
But in such a close race, we need to bring as many people into this process as possible.
The Rhode Island canvass can make all the difference -- but that depends on you. Help make sure voters hear about the kind of change Barack will bring to Rhode Island.
You don't need any prior experience to join this effort. The only requirement is your dedication to this movement for change.
Come to Rhode Island this weekend, meet your fellow supporters, and talk to voters about why you are part of this movement:
When people work together toward a common purpose, anything is possible.
See you in Rhode Island,
Nicole
Nicole Derse
Out-of-State Volunteer Coordinator
Obama for America

I never had s*xual relations with that developer

Watching NSW Planning Minister Frank Sartor's performance during an interview on Aunty's Four Corners last night left me with a strong suspicion that Mr. Sartor's denial of any knowledge of collusion or corruption may have had more to do with his personal definition of those terms, rather than an actual sequence of events.
Noticeably it was some time into Quentin Dempster's pointed questioning before the Minister used words such as 'no' and 'never' in relation to himself and President Clinton's famous denial of improper behaviour sprang forcibly to mind.
I was left wondering exactly what Mr. Sartor thought developers were actually doing with all those cigars.

Friday, 29 February 2008

Australian Yobbos

It is with great sorrow that I have to inform the general public that the Australian yobbo has extended its territory from pubs, football fields, backyard BBQ's and has invaded the field of politics.

This is evident in the behaviour of certain yobbo politicians during Question Time in federal parliament, where a cut-out cardboard replica of the Prime Minister was passed around the house.

The yobbos continued to rampage outside parliament by harassing members of the press, and so I'm told, any female they could see.

These non-repentant yobbos have vowed to continue their antics into the future.

Like the cane toads that have grown longer legs as they invaded more territory, so have the Australian yobbos changed their appearance.

They no longer are only found wearing singlets, stubbie shorts and thongs. Some of these wily beasts now wear suits, but their yobbo origins are plain for all to see when they open their mouths and talk.

I have included some statements that have been attributed to the members of this group:

  • "John Howard did more for indigenous people than any other prime minister,"
  • [On Wilson Tuckey] "He is a man who quite rightly fights for the things he believes in and if, from time to time, this minister goes over the top in a cause in which he believes, that is his nature, that is the nature of the man, that is the way this fine Australian operates,"
  • "We ... made a mistake in November 2006 when we introduced Work Choices and most Australians were not able to understand why we were doing it,''
  • Mr Turnbull said that giving up the allowance from tax payers would be a poor decision, and would put in question his position as an MP. "I cannot think of anything which would be worse for our democracy,"
  • [Tuckey on the 2008 Parliament opening ceremony] "I'm horrified and concerned that we're going to turn the Parliament of Australia into a dance parlour,"
  • "I will serve in whatever capacity I can make a positive contribution."

As we have been dealing with the invasion of cane toads, fire ants, equine flu we have taken our eyes of this home grown menace to peace and sanity. People of Australia we must act.

We must send a clear message to these yobbos and yobbettes (sometimes known as sheilas) that we are not pleased, and try to send them back to the jungle where they belong or at least devise some remedial help to try and rehabilitate these poor unfortunate creatures.

If that fails the only solution may be to use the same solution that this group has imposed on the indigenous people of Australia; "special treatment".
For more information on the habits and character of yobbos I refer you to the song in the Music from the North Coast sidebar, The Great Australian Yobbo.

North Coast Area Health Service background checks on medical practitioners need to be reviewed

When the Premier stood before the NSW Parliament yesterday and apologised for the abject failure to adequately check the background and credentials of one Bega medical practioner, he was speaking to a larger problem and one which affects rural/regional areas.

On the same day The Northern Star
reported that "FORMER Lismore obstetrician Roman Hasil has had his medical registration in NSW and Queensland suspended after claims of lies, violence and fraud.
Dr Hasil worked at Lismore Base Hospital from 2001 to 2005 but left under a cloud after an investigation found he fiddled the books to claim money he was not entitled to, something the Czech-born and trained doctor denies.
Now a New Zealand Government investigation has revealed Dr Hasil lied about a criminal conviction and jail term in Singapore for domestic violence; was forced from a hospital in Victoria and suspended in New Zealand for drinking while on call; and botched about a quarter of the sterilisation procedures he performed on women while working at New Zealand's Wanganui Hospital."

The NSW Minister for Health, the Dept. of Health and North Coast Area Health Service need to get their act together, and conduct an urgent review of the level of supporting documentation required from doctors applying for hospital positions or privileges and the parameters of background checks on these applicants.
North Coast residents deserve a tangible assurance that due diligence is in place to protect their health and wellbeing.