US 08: LOLs go feral and a billboard snarls

From Pundit Kitchen

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Billboard pic found at Current.com

And if you thought these examples were getting rather basic, take a look at this T-shirt.

Aye, aye, Cap'n [Malcolm] Bligh!

Poor Malcolm Bligh Turnbull, erstwhile Federal Leader of the Opposition.
Nothing is really going his way these days when when it comes to the economy.

Rudders has stolen thunder from The Cap'n when it comes to pensioners, low income families and first homebuyers.
He has given them at least 1,400 reasons why he and not the Coalition will be remembered this Christmas when the one-off lumpsum payments flow through the system.
Turnbull is also left with a poor selection of milksop responses like 'I thoughta it furst', as Rudd and Swan don gravitas cloaks and sally forth to head off domestic impacts of the global economic crisis.

It sort of makes nonsense of all that braying Turnbull was doing less than three weeks ago:
"Malcolm Turnbull: I move: That so much of the standing and sessional orders be suspended as would prevent the Leader of the Opposition moving immediately— That the Rudd Government be condemned for being out of touch, out of its depth and out of the country. In particular:(1)that the Government be condemned for its complete indifference to the plight of Australian pensioners who are struggling on a daily basis to meet the rising costs of petrol, groceries and rent;....
That this House condemns the Treasurer for his complete lack of understanding about the domestic impact of the global financial crisis and his inability to understand the impact it will have on Australian families, their jobs and their mortgages."

And last fortnight's effort:

"Mr Turnbull said Mr Rudd "should not constitute himself as the leader of the big bank protection association. The banks are big enough to make their own case."

But what I enjoyed most was reading about The Cap'n taking Rudd to task over the effect that the one-off payments might have on Australia's rate of inflation.

Wasn't that long ago that Turnbull treated the notion of inflation with a dismissive joke.

The Cap'ns feeble effort on Monday, "What we hear is that at long last they're going to provide some additional resources to pensioners," only served to remind many on the NSW North Coast that when in government the Coalition resisted raising the base pension and firmly set its face against any fair go for disability support pensioners.

Now if he wanted to talk about the Rees-Rudd community housing rental policy debacle...

The Good Oil about Rudd's $4 billion support for rural and regional Australia

Because some of the media articles today, about the Rudd Government's announced one-off payments to assist welfare recipients, low-income families and first home buyers, are not always clearly worded - here is the Prime Minister's media release.

 

Joint Media Release with the
Minister for Agriculture, Tony Burke
2.9 Million Regional and Rural Australians to Benefit from $4 Billion of Support

14 October 2008

The Rudd Government is providing 2.9 million Australians in regional and rural areas with around $4 billion in extra support to help with cost of living pressures and sustain economic growth.

The initiative is part of the Rudd Government's $10.4 billion Economic Security Strategy that will strengthen regional economies and households, given the risk of a deep and prolonged global economic slowdown.

Pensioners, carers and families living in rural and regional Australia will benefit from additional financial assistance from 8 December.

Almost one million families in regional and rural Australia who receive Family Tax Benefit A will receive a lump sum payment of $1,000 in respect of each eligible child in their care.

The payment will also be made for each dependent child who attracts Youth Allowance, Abstudy, or a Veteran's Children's Education Scheme payment.

Around 1.9 million pensioners living in regional and rural Australia will get a down payment on longer term reforms because we recognise their need for early support.

Pensioners living in regional and rural communities will receive a one-off payment of $1,400 if they are single or $2,100 if they are a couple.

Recipients of the following payment will be eligible:

• Age Pension;
• Carer Payment;
• Disability Support Pension;
• Bereavement Allowance, Wife Pension, Widow B Pension, Partner Allowance, Widow Allowance;
• Special Benefit;
• Veterans' Affairs Service Pension; and
• Veterans Income Support Supplement.

As well, those receiving Carer Allowance will receive $1,000 for each eligible person in their care.

The Government's economic package also includes help for self funded retirees in regional and rural areas seriously affected by the decline in the value of their investments.

In all 130,500 Commonwealth Seniors Health Card holders living in regional and rural Australia will receive a payment of $1,400 if they are single or $2,100 if they are a couple.

For the first time, lump sum payments are being extended to include 391,000 Disability Support Pensioners under the age of 65 living in non-metropolitan areas.

All payments will be tax exempt and not included for income-testing purposes.

Thousands of Australians in regional Australia will also benefit from the Rudd Government First Home Owners Boost.

• First home buyers who purchase established homes will have their grant doubled from $7,000 to $14,000;
• First home buyers who purchase a newly constructed home will receive an extra $14,000 to take their grant to $21,000.

The Rudd Government initiative is designed to stimulate housing activity and give first home buyers a better chance in the housing market.

** I'll refrain from wondering what inventive methods private landlords and community housing companies will employ to part single pensioner and lone parent tenants from part or all of this money.

Living life on your uppers in the Northern Rivers

I've just received the October newsletter from my community housing company which contains mind boggling information.
It informs me that my entire rent assistance will be taken by North Coast Community Housing Company Ltd and that this will go towards a rent increase.

In this newsletter a member of the Tenant Council also tells me that "While $50 a fortnight is a lot to lose out of our income, Housing NSW and the Community Housing Companies have agreed that no more than $10 per week increase will be taken out in the 1st year. That means that $10 per week will come out in the 1st year, $20 per week in the 2nd year, $30 per week in the third year. Most, if not all of this will be covered by CPI increases."

Where on earth did this nonsense come from?
"Most, if not all of this will be covered by CPI increases" - who on earth lives in a world where the Commonwealth Government gives pension CPI rises which amount to $60 a fortnight?
And what about all the other cost increases, like groceries and transport, that are also supposedly covered by the real minuscule pension increases? Also, why on earth assume that every tenant gets $50 in rent assistance because many don't, and why does the letter which came in the same envelope say that money from my "own pocket" might also be needed to meet the rent increase? What pocket would that be I wonder and where can I find it?

This is a blatant rip-off!!

Disgruntled Pensioner
Grafton NSW

* GuestSpeak is a feature of North Coast Voices allowing Northern Rivers residents to make satirical or serious comment on issues that concern them. Posts of 250-300 words or less can be submitted to ncvguestspeak@live.com.au for consideration.

Northern Rivers Area Health Service CEO goes after 190 pieces of silver

North Coast Area Health Service CEO Chris Crawford, looking only at the current financial bottom line and allowing future health infrastructure needs to fall flat, has placed Maclean land adjoining the district hospital up for sale at $190,000 after a tender bid failed to bring forth buyers.

Sometimes it seems as though this man is dedicated to eliminating hospital services in the Lower Clarence entirely.

The Daily Examiner, Grafton,11 October 2008,p.1

Thanks to Clarrie for the image

Inventive minds on the NSW North Coast

Phillipa at Our Patch reports that:

Two innovative local companies, Axis Cranks of Lismore and Metal Science Technologies of Alstonville, have each received a $64,000 funding boost to launch their products into the commercial market.The grants have been awarded as part of the Federal Government’s $3.6 million Commercialising Emerging Technologies (COMET) grants, designed for Australian small businesses with great ideas that haven’t yet attracted investors........

The Federal Member for Page, Janelle Saffin, visited South Lismore’s Axis Cranks Factory today to congratulate managing director Mark Fisher (pictured) and his wife on being one of 57 small businesses nationwide to receive the grant.
Five years ago, Mark came up with the idea of developing a technological device for measuring force that can be applied to the pedals of a bicycle, giving riders crucial data to optimise performance and bike set-up. He had his company up and running three years later.........

The second local company to be awarded a COMET grant is Alstonville-based Metal Science Technologies, which has spent three years developing a mobile electropolishing machine for post-weld finishing of stainless steel.The machine recently was featured on ABC TV’s New Inventors program and won its particular episode.

Remember when?

Remember years gone by when you were often told that it was best to "neither a borrower or a lender be"?
How many heeded that warning?