Thursday, 12 April 2012

Maths for the Twittersphere

 

 

Ninety year-old Ginger Meggsgrafitti says it all:

“45% of the time I am right.

Never mind the other 2%.”

Onya Jason!

Wednesday, 11 April 2012

Another North Coast Local Aboriginal Land Council Speaks Out Against NSWALC Mining Plans


The Daily Examiner 7 April 2012:

A SECOND Clarence Valley-based Aboriginal land council has distanced itself from its state body over petroleum exploration licence applications.
Maclean-based Yaegl Local Aboriginal Land Council chair Eileen McLeay said the group met recently and endorsed comments by Grafton's Ngerrie Local Aboriginal Land Council that they were "extremely disappointed" with the consultation of the NSW Aboriginal Land Council over the mining exploration applications.
She said Yaegl group members met NSW Land Council chairman Geoff Scott in Lismore recently and outlined their concerns.
"We don't want people coming onto our country and destroying the habitat and environment," Ms McLeay said. "We don't want this place up here being spoiled. We are in paradise."

Roads and Ports Minister Duncan Gay demonstrates just how out of touch he is with regional NSW


The Clarence Valley Review on 28 March 2012:

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Tuesday, 10 April 2012

One of the reasons why Cowper MP Luke Hartsuyker is getting less media cover?


These days one usually finds Federal Nationals MP for Cowper, Luke Hartsuyker, almost exclusively reported in the regional press. Rarely is he appearing in national media, particularly when it comes to his 'carbon tax' utterances.

One has to suspect that most of the mainstream media now see him as a political ranter.

On 30 March 2012 Mr. Hartsuyker told The Northern Star that:


Three days later on 2 April 2012, he sent out a media release which stated:


The Coffs Coast Advocate reported his second assertion on 4 April 2012:


Now the Energy Users Association of Australia (EUAA), whose membership is primarily business and industry, did produce a March 2012 report titled A report to the Energy Users Association of Australia - Electricity Prices in Australia: An International Comparison.

However, the report makes no direct mention of the carbon tax and although it does foreshadow a 30 per cent increase in retail electricity prices by 2013-14 it also clearly and repeatedly states that it relied on Australian Energy Market Commission (AMEC) calculations for this figure.

In relation to residential electricity supply AMEC itself unequivocally states:


Which means that pricing carbon is expected to increase the national nominal cost of retail electricity by 4 per cent over the next two years, not the 30 per cent touted by the Member for Cowper.

Both EUAA and AMEC point to the cost of replacing aging infrastructure as a significant contibuting factor in total projected electricity supply price increases to the average householder.

With EUAA pointing out that around three-quarters of all expenditure incurred by Australia’s electricity network service providers is capitalised and AMEC stating distribution costs (sub-stations, transformers, meters, poles and wires) are expected to contribute 33.6 per cent to the total projected national increase in 2013-14 residential electricity supply costs to consumers – with this projected increase rising t o 36.1 per cent  in NSW.

Electricity transmission network pricings are not set by the federal government but are decided by an independent body, the Australian Energy Regulator (AER).

Mr. Hartsuyker is not stupid – he know all this. So why is he issuing such self-serving and misleading media releases?

Ah, yes, of course – he is one of Tony Abbott’s foot soldiers.

Woolgoolga Curryfest Saturday & Sunday 28-29 April 2012



The
Woolgoolga Curryfest is an amazing annual signature event bringing thousands together to celebrate the cultural diversity of this scenic seaside village.


The curry theme links our major ethnic group, the Sikh Indians (largest regional Sikh settlement in Australia) as well as representations from many other groups from Germany, Thailand, Holland, England, and Scotland.

Festival Dates / Times

Saturday 28th April, 2012
Open from 9am to 9pm


When: Saturday 28th April, 2012
Open from 9am to 9pm


Where:
Woolgoolga Beach Reserve


Admission:
Adults, High school students $5
Primary school children and under - FREE.
 
Live Entertainment Schedule for Saturday here

Sunday – personalised cooking classes and meditation workshop


All Enquiries

Ph: 0408 286 696E: info@curryfest.com.au

Trolling MLC Phelps just can't help himself


The Hon. Dr. Peter Phelps MLC in troll mode
courtesy of a little morphing

Hansard record of fellow Liberal Donald Harwin politely telling Peter Phelps to shut up interjecting on 3rd April 2012:
"The PRESIDENT: Order! I call the Hon. Dr Peter Phelps to order for the first time."

Phelps on Twitter denying this happened on 4th April:
@SteveWhan 'Shut up'? By whom. There is nothing even vaguely of that nature in Hansard. Clearly you're not only sad, but a fantasist as well"

Phelps second tweet entered the twittersphere on the same day he was singled out twice by Harwin:
The PRESIDENT: Order! I call the Hon. Peter Phelps to order for the first time......
The PRESIDENT: Order! I call the Hon. Peter Phelps to order for the second time.

Monday, 9 April 2012

The Fair Work Australia HCU Report Mess? Blame Teh Rabbit?


This came to my attention in The Age over Easter and I wanted to share the laugh.

TONY ABBOTT'S frustration that the Fair Work Australia investigation into the Health Services Union has not paved the way explicitly for criminal charges in part stems from legislation he introduced as the workplace relations minister in 2002.
The Registered Organisations Act, which details the rules about the financial management of organisations such as unions, provides for civil, not criminal, penalties for breaches. Consequently, the investigation by FWA was never supposed to be a precursor to the laying of criminal charges and it was not surprising the Commonwealth DPP said the 1100-page report referred to it by FWA was of next to no use because it did not amount to a brief of evidence.

Upriver Bill
Northern Rivers


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