Sunday 9 December 2007

Is there a doctor in the house? This bloke needs one.

There's a little bloke, who's no longer recognised by most Aussies, wearing a name tag that identifies him as 'Johnny Win-some, Lose-a-lot, Rotten-to-the -core, Howard'. This fella, who has emerged on the speakers circuit, is endeavouring to make a name for himself by touting about this, that and other things. The prime 'other things' topic he's on about is how the Liberals can return from their political grave by simply, now get this funny one, behaving themselves.

Johnny Appleseed should stop beating around the bush and start speaking with the lot most responsible for their kamikaze-like performance. For starters, he should take the super dry religious freak David Clarke and his crackpot cronies aside and tell them a few hard facts about life.

Read more about "Behave yourself and you'll win: Howard to Libs" at:

http://www.theage.com.au/news/national/behave-yourself-and-youll-win-howard/2007/12/08/1196813083754.html

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