Thursday, 6 December 2007

THAT other Kevin

Lost and Found

Not so desperately seeking a not-so-special "Kevin"

"Kevin" is known to answer to the name "Andrews" when his chain is rattled or his feed bin is about to be topped up.
He was last sighted in the vicinity of the sinecure of the Victorian electorate of Menzies where blue and purple rinsed darlings gave him their donkey vote. Well, they would, wouldn't they? Yes, Kevin drew the inside gate and appeared at the top of the ballot paper.

However, the very strong word coming from scrutineers in Menzies is that Kevvy's mob directed their second preferences to
Life Choices Dr Philip Nitschke. http://www.peacefulpillhandbook.com

Gee, that's terminal! It looks like even Kevvy's best mates can see the writing on the wall.

Kevin's leader, One-Eyed Nelson, reckons he hasn't acquired the mentor status that his colleagues Costello, Downer, Vaile, Ruddock, et al. enjoy.

Consequently, Kevin has to do more hard yards to ensure the electorate is 110% convinced that he's a goose. Heck! That's grossly unfair. Truly, after his contributions in his previous portfolios, Kevvy is right up there with the best/worst of his coalition mates.

Could it be that Kevvy's pecuniary interests associated with family counselling are too much of an impost and he doesn't have the time to mentor his parliamentary colleagues?

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