Prime Minister Scott Morrison and his Cabinet at the Wentworth By-election Debriefing

Wentworth Downfall https://t.co/LqxMv2CaHL

— no_filter_Yamba (@no_filter_Yamba) October 22, 2018

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Every polling booth has been wrapped in plastic

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We took down their posters everywhere

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and put ours up, here and here

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The Blueshirts are out in force on every street

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It's been a show of strength, we couldn't have done anything more.

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The natural order has been restored

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Wentworth will remain a blue ribbon Liberal seat.

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Mein Morrison

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There's been a swing...

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...of more than 20% from the LNP

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Kerryn Phelps has won

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All the leftards who said we should run a female candidate in Wentworth, go outside with the women.

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What is wrong with these Eastern suburbs' bastards?

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We are Wentworth's born to rule party

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This is a nightmare: Independent, Jewish AND gay.

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And to top it all off, she's a woman!

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It's like the politically correct quadrella from Hell!

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We have held this seat since federation

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That's 1901, long before lesbians were even invented!

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I thought she wasn't running because she had HIV, why is she even here?!?

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That was just a vicious rumour we tried to start last week.

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Well now we're as popular as needles in strawberries... with chlamydia

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We were trying to appeal to the party's conservative base

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Why not something clever like, "Wentworth, where the bloody hell are you?"

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We got our tax cuts through, 5% unemployment,

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we gave everyone a bagel

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and every surf club a pile of money, except for that schmuck at Tamarama.

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No soup for you, Mr ALP surf club president Tim Murray!

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We risked WW3 moving the Israeli embassy to Jerusalem

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and pissed off every Muslim between here and the Arctic circle

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and despite ALL that, they still didn't vote for us!

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We backed that ranga clown Hanson that it's #oktobewhite

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No-one told me Sharma was Indian

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Tony and Potatohead didn't think this one through

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Cash splash? It was like a golden shower of cash!

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20%? That's the biggest swing

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since they hung that wop bastard Mussolini

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I blame Halal Mal, his traitor son and the Dickhead for Warringah

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We're going to have to lift our prayer game this Sunday

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I grew up in bloody Wentworth, my cop dad used to arrest lesbians

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Why didn't they elect us?

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Don't give up Julie, you might get Veterans' Affairs

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It's all good fellas

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Don't worry, keep your chins up

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We can reinstate Barnaby as Deputy PM

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We'll get the band back together.

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We exhumed John Howard for this campaign, we could try Menzies next time

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After all, I'm a marketing genius, right?

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It's not easy being a white male.