Showing posts with label political satire. Show all posts
Showing posts with label political satire. Show all posts

Saturday 13 May 2023

Tweet of the Week

 


 


Sunday 22 December 2019

FIGHTING BACK AGAINST CLIMATE CHANGE DENIALISM: a hit, a palpable hit!


Putting the fallacious argument against lowering Australia's greenhouse gas emissions into perspective.......

The Age, letter to the editor,17 December 2019, p.20:


Tuesday 23 October 2018

Prime Minister Scott Morrison and his Cabinet at the Wentworth By-election Debriefing


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Every polling booth has been wrapped in plastic
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We took down their posters everywhere
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and put ours up, here and here
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The Blueshirts are out in force on every street
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It's been a show of strength, we couldn't have done anything more.
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The natural order has been restored
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Wentworth will remain a blue ribbon Liberal seat.
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Mein Morrison
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There's been a swing...
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...of more than 20% from the LNP
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Kerryn Phelps has won
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All the leftards who said we should run a female candidate in Wentworth, go outside with the women.
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What is wrong with these Eastern suburbs' bastards?
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We are Wentworth's born to rule party
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This is a nightmare: Independent, Jewish AND gay.
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And to top it all off, she's a woman!
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It's like the politically correct quadrella from Hell!
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We have held this seat since federation
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That's 1901, long before lesbians were even invented!
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I thought she wasn't running because she had HIV, why is she even here?!?
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That was just a vicious rumour we tried to start last week.
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Well now we're as popular as needles in strawberries... with chlamydia
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We were trying to appeal to the party's conservative base
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Why not something clever like, "Wentworth, where the bloody hell are you?"
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We got our tax cuts through, 5% unemployment,
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we gave everyone a bagel
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and every surf club a pile of money, except for that schmuck at Tamarama.
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No soup for you, Mr ALP surf club president Tim Murray!
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We risked WW3 moving the Israeli embassy to Jerusalem
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and pissed off every Muslim between here and the Arctic circle
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and despite ALL that, they still didn't vote for us!
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We backed that ranga clown Hanson that it's #oktobewhite
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No-one told me Sharma was Indian
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Tony and Potatohead didn't think this one through
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Cash splash? It was like a golden shower of cash!
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20%? That's the biggest swing
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since they hung that wop bastard Mussolini
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I blame Halal Mal, his traitor son and the Dickhead for Warringah
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We're going to have to lift our prayer game this Sunday
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I grew up in bloody Wentworth, my cop dad used to arrest lesbians
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Why didn't they elect us?
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Don't give up Julie, you might get Veterans' Affairs
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It's all good fellas
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Don't worry, keep your chins up
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We can reinstate Barnaby as Deputy PM
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We'll get the band back together.
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We exhumed John Howard for this campaign, we could try Menzies next time
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After all, I'm a marketing genius, right?
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It's not easy being a white male.

Saturday 11 March 2017

The real Donald J. Trump tweeting in his preferred language


Дональд Дж. Козырь
@realDonaldTrump

Джефф Сессии честный человек. Он не сказал ничего плохого. Он мог бы отметил свой ответ более точно, но это было явно не ....

6:22 вечера - 2 марта 2017