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Every polling booth has
been wrapped in plastic
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We took down their
posters everywhere
0:05.65-0:07.50
and put ours up, here
and here
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The Blueshirts are out
in force on every street
0:12.10-0:15.50
It's been a show of
strength, we couldn't have done anything more.
0:17.50-0:19.00
The natural order has
been restored
0:19.00-0:21.50
Wentworth will remain a
blue ribbon Liberal seat.
0:24.75-0:26.50
Mein Morrison
0:27.50-0:28.50
There's been a swing...
0:31.00-0:33.50
...of more than 20% from
the LNP
0:34.00-0:36.00
Kerryn Phelps has won
0:53.00-0:58.50
All the leftards who
said we should run a female candidate in Wentworth, go outside with the women.
1:13.00-1:15.00
What is wrong with these
Eastern suburbs' bastards?
1:15.25-1:17.75
We are Wentworth's born
to rule party
1:18.75-1:23.25
This is a nightmare:
Independent, Jewish AND gay.
1:25.25-1:28.00
And to top it all off,
she's a woman!
1:29.25-1:31.00
It's like the
politically correct quadrella from Hell!
1:31.50 - 1:34.00
We have held this seat
since federation
1:34.751:37.75
That's 1901, long before
lesbians were even invented!
1:37.50-1:40.50
I thought she wasn't
running because she had HIV, why is she even here?!?
1:40.50-1:42.75
That was just a vicious rumour we
tried to start last week.
1:42.75-1:46.25
Well now we're as
popular as needles in strawberries... with chlamydia
1:46.50-1:48.80
We were trying to appeal
to the party's conservative base
1:48.80-1:52.00
Why not something clever
like, "Wentworth, where the bloody hell are you?"
1:53.00-1:54.50
We got our tax cuts
through, 5% unemployment,
1:56.00-1:57.75
we gave everyone a bagel
1:57.75-2:00.50
and every surf club a
pile of money, except for that schmuck at Tamarama.
2:00.50-2:03.50
No soup for you, Mr ALP
surf club president Tim Murray!
2:04.50-2:08.00
We risked WW3 moving the
Israeli embassy to Jerusalem
2:08.75- 2:13.50
and pissed off every
Muslim between here and the Arctic circle
2:14.00- 2:16.75
and despite ALL that,
they still didn't vote for us!
2:17.50- 2:21.75
We backed that ranga
clown Hanson that it's #oktobewhite
2:27.00-2:29.00
No-one told me Sharma
was Indian
2:30.50- 2:34.00
Tony and Potatohead
didn't think this one through
2:34.50- 2:36.50
Cash splash? It was like
a golden shower of cash!
2:41.00-2:42.50
20%? That's the biggest
swing
2:43.00-2:47.50
since they hung that wop
bastard Mussolini
2:48.50-2:53.00
I blame Halal Mal, his
traitor son and the Dickhead for Warringah
2:54.00-2:56.00
We're going to have to
lift our prayer game this Sunday
2:56.50-2:59.75
I grew up in bloody
Wentworth, my cop dad used to arrest lesbians
3:00.00-3:02.50
Why didn't they elect
us?
3:04.75-3:07.50
Don't give up Julie, you
might get Veterans' Affairs
3:14.25-3:16.25
It's all good fellas
3:19.25-3:23.25
Don't worry, keep your
chins up
3:25.55-3:26.75
We can reinstate Barnaby
as Deputy PM
3:31.50-3:33.75
We'll get the band back
together.
3:40.75-3:46.25
We exhumed John Howard
for this campaign, we could try Menzies next time
3:46.50-3:49.00
After all, I'm a
marketing genius, right?
3:53.75-3:56.00
It's not easy being a
white male.
