Will the NSW North Coast lose its valuable fishing industry?

The Sydney Morning Herald yesterday:

CLIMATE change is likely to hit supplies of many of Australia's favourite eating fish, including barramundi, salmon, rock lobster and prawns, the most extensive study on the subject yet undertaken by the Federal Government has warned.
The CSIRO study, commissioned by the Department of Climate Change and to be released today, reports the overall impact of global change "will pose some very significant risks to the sustainability of fisheries and aquaculture in Australia".
Projected changes in temperature, ocean currents, rainfall and extreme weather events due to climate change are all likely to significantly influence fish stocks and marine ecosystems in the $2.1 billion Australia fishery and aquaculture industry, the report finds.

The NSW North Coast has a regional economy whichs depends significantly on commercial and recreational fishers.
In the Clarence Valley alone commercial fishing (including prawning) supports at least 370 jobs and is worth around $27 million annually.
Tourism across the region also depends on vistors whose focus is ocean or river fishing.

Everyone it seems is beginning to notice the absence of big fish numbers along the coast and locals are complaining that it is becoming harder to catch a feed.
This latest CSIRO report points to the possibility that these complaints are not just an excuse for an empty creel.

CSIRO report here.

Vegemite - 86 years strong!

There would hardly be a household on the NSW North Coast that didn't have a jar of Vegemite tucked away in the pantry cupboard. It's probably been that way since 1922.

Mothers use this brewer's yeast spread as a quick filler of hungry kids, uni students and pensioners use it to eke out the skimpy food budget, and if the global credit crisis continues many more people will be relying on it for a meal.

My boofhead dog loves his Vegemite toast crusts at breakfast and Maud up the Street drinks Vegemite 'tea' when she is feeling a bit off-colour.

Many of us also like teasing overseas visitors with their first experience of this spread and delight in the alarmed expressions when they realise that they are expected to actually eat this strange food.

Along with the first lines of Waltzing Matilda, I bet most Aussies can sing the opening to the Happy Little Vegemites jingle.

At least a billion jars of the old 'axle grease' have now been officially sold.
So here's to Vegemite - a source of both nostalgia and necessity.

Old advertisement found at Kraft website.

Monday's antidote for all the doom and gloom dominating the media

Thanks to a local journo for passing on these classics from A Steroid Hit The Earth: The Catastrophic World Of Misprints by Martin Toseland, published by Portico Books this month.

Misprints:

People in Preston ward are invited to a meeting at 7.15pm tonight in St Mary's Church Hall, Brighton, to meet councillors and beat police officers. (Evening Argus)

The skeleton was believed to be that of a Saxon worrier. (Express and Echo)

The strike leaders had called a meeting that was to have been held in a bra near the factory, but it was too small to hold them all. (South London Press)

One man was admitted to hospital suffering from buns. (Bristol Gazette)

Police in Hawick yesterday called off a search for a 20-year-old man who is believed to have frowned after falling into the swollen River Teviot. (The Scotsman)

The first aid treatment for a broken rib is to apply a tight bandage after you have made your patient expire. (Manchester Evening News)

Corrections:

Error: The Observer wishes to apologise for a typesetting error in our Tots and Toddlers advertising feature last week which led to Binswood Nursery School being described as serving 'children casserole' instead of chicken casserole. (Leamington Spa Observer)

'The name of this column is still Corrections and Clarifications*, although it is not immune from error as the printed title in yesterday's paper demonstrated.' *The column appeared as Corrections and Clairifications. (The Guardian)

Adverts:

Rotherham Metropolitan Borough Council: Crematorium assistant required. The Council operates a no-smoking policy. (Sheffield Star)

Sports:

The mystery fan behind the takeover bid for Port Vale today said he will pull out of the deal if his identity is revealed. It is understood Stone-based businessman Peter Jackson wants to remain anonymous until the contract is signed and sealed. (Staffordshire Sentinel)

Pssst! Did you hear the one about the flash cove who?

Did you hear the one about the flash cove who took on the job as mayor of the biggest local government area on the NSW North Coast and within a week was trying to palm off any part of this role which would take him away from his 2GF microphone overnight?
Apparently he thinks that being a DJ is way more important than representing the interests of local communities at conferences, seminars, and regional or state-wide meetings.
Including it seems the valuable face-to-face contact with ministers which often occur in these settings.
Talk about a conflict of interest!

Wall Street the day after..........

Scenes on Wall Street the day after Bush's financial bailout became law.

The bankers

Retirees, small investors and homebuyers

Graphics from Gooogle Images

Australian Government Treasury on climate change mitigation policy modelling

The preliminary Australian Government Treasury 33-page document modelling climate change mitigation policy was released on Friday.

The economic outlook has been G-cubed, GTEMed, MMRfed and generally subjected to a wide range of assumptions.

My favourite of which is:

Carbon capture and storage (CCS) technology combined with coal and gas electricity generation

is assumed to be available on a commercial scale from 2020 in both Australia and the world. The

approach to modelling CCS in MMA and GTEM differed, reflecting the level of detail in the

respective models and the inherent uncertainty surrounding a technology that has yet to be

demonstrated on a commercial scale.

Which leaves the Australian coal industry (and the rest of the world) just 12 years to solve all the problems associated with this proposed technology.
Has the domestic industry seriously started yet or is it waiting for Rudd's new taxpayer-funded body or an overseas mining company to produce the miracle?

'Mr. Plod' of the Crime Commission gets a bollocking

"AUSTRALIAN Crime Commission chief executive Alastair Milroy says the leaking of a "secret dossier" on Home Affairs Minister Bob Debus is part of a malicious campaign to destabilise the nation's peak criminal intelligence agency."

Wrong, Alastair! The ACC is doing a good job of wrecking its own credibility without any saboteurs being involved.

But I get the feeling that your little investigation of the matter will find in favour of management and its mates.

I can see the headline now - It was a one-off!

Even though the document has internal briefing paper figuratively written all over it.

C'mon! it was written by the ACC general manager.

See what happens when John Howard's leftovers remain at the helm of an intelligence gathering agency.

Bob Debus is just discovering a similar experience to those a previous Whitlam Labor Government had to contend with during its days in office.

Pic from The Age