Campaign Day 40

Last night I heard Sol and Antony giving their expert opinion that the federal election may be declared as early as 8pm tomorrow night or alternatively we may not have a definitive result for days. This induced a form of mild hysteria in my house and prompted me to record my favourite campaign lines.

# 1
Earnest Yamba resident: "If Chris Gulaptis goes to Canberra at least we'll have finally got rid of him from local government."

# 2
Q. Why don't snakes bite the Nationals candidate for Page?
A. Professional loyalty.

It's a joke, Joyce! The whole damn election campaign.