Wot I didz wiv me down time at the taxpayer's expense

It will almost be a relief when Phelps gets back to doing those nothings recorded by Hansard on 1^st May  - these tweets are getting weird.

                                                 

Peter Phelps‏@PeterPhelpsMLC

Spent the last hour standing on a vacant, wind-swept, overcast beach doing nothing #mylifeisavirginiawoolfnovel