Hot times on the old farm........

You know the temperature is rising when:

• You go to feed the fish in the pond and there is a black snake doing laps in the pool.
• The chooks refuse to leave the shed and start demanding ice in their water.
• The cows spend all day in the swamp, they turn into hippopotacows.
• The ants only get half way up the wall before they give up.
• Frogs fight one another for a place in the shower while you are using it.
• Ice does not melt it evaporates.
• No matter how much you drink there is not enough for a good pee.
• Dogs don’t want to go for a ride in the paddock basher.
• The blue tongue lizard moves from under the peach tree to under the couch in the living room.
• Politicians say they know what they are doing.
• The corners of the paddock keep curling up.
• The wire in the fences melt.
• The Cat sleeps for 25 hours a day instead of the usual 23 hours.
• Wasps and hornets decide to walk rather than fly.

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